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Santa Ki Jab Nayi Nayi SHadi Hui Thhi To Wo Apni Patni Ke Har Kaam Mein Nukks Nikalta Thha.

Ek Din Santa Apni Patni Ko Kehta Hai.

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Gadhi, Yeh To Fry Kerna Thha”

Kuchh Din Bad

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Ullu Ki Pathi, Yeh To Boil Karna Thha”

Kuchh Din Beete To Santa Ek Din Fir Bola

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Is Bar Usski Patni Ne Dono Tarah Ke Bana Liye.

Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Aur Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa Dono Ando Ko Dekhte Hue Kuch Soch Ke Bola

Santa: “Arrey Badd Dimag, Tere Ko Nahi Akal Wane Wali”

Biwi Hairan Hote Hue: “Ji, Ab Kya Hua?”

Santa Gusse Se: “Jis Ande Ko Fry Kerna Thha Uss Ko Boil Ker Diya Aur Jis Ko Boil Kerna Thha Uss Ko Fry“.:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 3 - SMS Length: 869
David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ek Admi Jo Ki Abhi Jawan Hi Tha Accident Ki Wajah Se Mar Gaya, Uski Bahut Hi Sunder Biwi Thi.

Jis Din Uska Antim Sanskar Tha To Us Admi Ka Ek Tharki Dost Uski Biwi Ke Pas Pahuncha Aur Bola

Dost: “Kya Main Suresh Ki Jagah Le Sakta Hoon?”

Biwi: “Haan Kyu Nahi, Mujhe Koi Aitraz Nahi Par Qabristan Walon Se Puch Lo“:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 4 - SMS Length: 333
David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Punjab Roadways Ki Ek Bus Mein Dekha Gaya Ek Scene.

Ek Aadmi Bus Mein Seat Dhund Raha Thha, Usne Ek Jagha Bethi Sawari Ko Kaha.

1st Passenger: “Bhai Ji, Thori Takleef Karenge Aap?”

2nd Passenger: “Oi Oi Oi Oi Hoi Hoi Aah Aah Oi Oi, Itni Kaafi Hai Ya Aur Karu?“

I Like SMS - Like: 2 - SMS Length: 277
David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ek Doctor Ka Thought Of The Year

Kisi Ki Taraf Dosti Ka Hath Itni Jaldi Na Badhao,

Ho Sakta Hai Usne Muth Mar Kar Hath Na Dhoye Ho.

I Like SMS - Like: 3 - SMS Length: 137
David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha.

Pappu: “Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?”

Santa: “Abe, Teri Mummy Se”

Pappu: “Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi“.:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 4 - SMS Length: 180
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