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Har taraf padhai ka saaya hai ,

Kitabo mein sukh kisne paya hai ,

Ladke to jaate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne ,

Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsaat mein ladka

padhne aaya hai...

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar
he'.
Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia.

Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'.

Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti,

aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.

Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa

gaye.

BOY to GIRL : "Look Into my eyes, what do
u see...?
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GIRL: True Love !!...
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BOY : Oo Juliet Ki Amma .. !!!
kuch aankh mein chala gaya hai Jaldi
nikaal......

Jab “LADKI” Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge”
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Zara socho yaar
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Are yaar bahot simple hai,,
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Uske WALL pe likh do oye Mere inbox me “I Luv U” kyu bheja pagal.??