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Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Budhe Log Jinke Pass Paisa Jyada Ho Hadd Se Jyada Tharki Hote Hai

Ese Hi Ek Bahut Bade Seth Karorimal Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aa Jati Hai Aur Vo Usk Offer Karta Hai

Seth: “Agar Tum Mere Saath Sona Pasand Karogi To Mein Tumhe 5000 Rupye Dunga”

Ladki Bhi Chalu Item Thhi Boli: “Theek Hai Seth Ji, Lekin Agar Aapne Mujhe Sone Na Diya To Main 5000 Aur Lungi“:D:D

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Ek Jaruri Soochna, Talash Hai Ek Gumsuda Lund Ki:

Rang: Sanwala

Kad: 6 Inch

Mundi: Gol

Kohinoor Xtra-Time Condom Pahne Hue.

Agar Apko Mile To Apni Gaand Mein Le Lena.:D:D

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Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.

Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.

Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha

Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.

Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha”

Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?“:D:D

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Shaadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aya

Use Dekhkar Sali Boli: “Lo Aa Gaya Behanchod”

Maa Hairan Hoke: “Beta Esa Nahi Kahte”

Beti: “Chill Mom, Rishta Vohi Soch Nayi“:D:D

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Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon”

Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai”

Bacha: “Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon, Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge.“:D:D

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