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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ek Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,

Kyuki Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Zindagi

“Shaan” Aur “Shoukat” Ke Saath Guzarna Chahti Hu.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Mene Apni Zindagi Mein Hamesha Dhoke Khaye Hai Doston.

Jaise Ki,

Apple,

Angoor,

Amrood,

Mango Etc.

Sab Dho Ke Hi Khate Hai, Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Karo.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ladkon Se Jayada Kismat Wale To Gali Ke Kutte Hote Hai,

Kam Se Kam Ladki Palat-Palat Ke Dekhti To Hai Ki Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi.:D:D

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Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,

Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne husband Ka:
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,

So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath.:D:D

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Benazir Bhutto Kisi Topic Pe Baat Karne India Aayi Hui Thhi.

Baatchit Karne Ke Baad Pappu Aur Benazir Bhutto Ka Chudaai Karne Ka Mood Ban Jaata Hai Aur Vo Ek Hotal Ke Room Mein Chale Jaate Hai.

Pappu Ka Lund Benazir Ki Choot Main Chala Gaya To Benazir Boli,

Benazir Bhutto: “Pappu Ji, Aaj To Pakistan Ne Pura Hindustan Kabze Mein Le Liya”

Pappu Ji Bhi Apne Sayane Thhe, Bole: “Ajji, Abhi Kaha Benazir Ji, Andeman Aur Nikobaar To Bahar Hi Hai“.:D:D

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