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Santa Aur Banta Ek Bar Me Baithe Gappe Maar Rahe The.

Ek Aadmi Unke Paas Aake Baith Gya Aur Pucha:

“Kya Baatein Chal Rahi Hai?”

Santa: “Hum 14 Crore Pakistaniyo Aur Sunny Leone Ko Marne Ki Planning Kar Rahe Hai.”

Aadmi: “Sunny Leone Ko Kyu Mar Rahe Ho?”

Santa Ne Banta Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Muskura Ke Bola

“Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Koi Bhi 14 Crore Pakitaniyo Ki Parwa Nahi Karega.”:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Hum Do Humare Do

Uske Baad Jitne Ho,

Ludhiana Bhej Do.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola.

Pati: “Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai”

Biwi: “Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Neta Aur Lund
Kabhi Bhi
Aur Kahin
Bhi
Khade Ho
Sakte Hai.:D:D

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Ek Bar Ek Ladka Apni Car Me Baitha Apni Girlfriend Se Whatsapp Pe Chatting Kar Raha Tha.

Ladki Ne Msg Likh Ke Bheja:

Ladki: “Sex Tonight?”

Ladke Ne Type Kia: “Yes Sure :)”

Achanak Ek Chor Ne Gaadi Ke Sheeshey Se Hath Andar Daala Or Ladke Ka Mobile Cheen Lia.

Ladka Gaadi Se Utar Kar Chor K Pechay Bhagtey Huye Chillaya:

Ladka: “Oye Bhenchod Send Ka Button Daba De…… Arey Maa Ke Lode Mobile Beshak Tu Rakh Le. Teri Bhen Ki Choot Bhosdi Ke Send Ka Button Daba De …… Send Ka Button Daba Dey Saale Madarchod.:D:D

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