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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 19 hours ago

Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka Sex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai

Isi Chakkar Mein Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai

Wo Abhi Raand Ko Chod Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Tabhi Police Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai

Andha Gabra Jaata Hai Aur Ek Dum Se Chilla Ke Bolta Hai

Andha: “Abe Saalo, Ye Mere L**d Mein Ch**t Kisne Daal Di Be“..;):D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 19 hours ago

Husband To Wife – Sex Ho Jaye?

Wife Says – No.

Husband – Diamond Jewer La Dunga.

Wife – Nahi.

Husband – Car Le Dunga.

Wife – Bola Na Nahi..

Saath Mein Unka Beta So Raha Tha Wo Bola

Daddy Meri Marlo Cycle La Dena.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 20 hours ago

Ek Lady Daant Ke Dard Se Badi Pareshan Thhi, Tang Aakar Ek Dentist Ke Pass Gayi.

Dard Se Itni Pareshan Thhi Ki Dentist Ko Boli.

Lady: “Daant Nikalwane Se To Pregnent Hona Achha Hai, Dard To Kam Hota Hai.”

Dentist: “Abhi Soch Lo Kya Karwana Hai, Fir Main Chair Ussi Hisab Se Set Karoon“

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 20 hours ago

Ek Sachhi Ghatna Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Rooh Tak Kaap Jati Hai,Lekin Zalimon Ke Hath Tak Nahi Kaape
Daheradun Ki 17 Saal Ki Ladki, Jisne Abhi-Abhi 12th Pass Ki Thi,
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne Ke Khelne Kudne Ke The,
Uske Sage Mama Aur Mami Ne Behla Fusla Kar Patakar Usse
Engineering Ka Form Bharva Hi Diya.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 20 hours ago

"Dosto, Is Duniya Main Har Koi Kismat Wala Nahi Hota, Aur Jo Hote Hai Unhe Bina Mange Sab Mil Jata Hai. Is Joke Mein Bhi Ek Kismat Wala Hai, Pahchano Kon ;)"

Ladka Shaadi Ke Pehle Apni Hone Wali Biwi Ko Doctor Ke Paas Virginty Test Ke Liye Le Gaya.
Test Ke Baad,

Doctor Khush Hote Hue Ladke Ko Bola: “Congrates, You Are So Lucky, Mera Badi Mushkil Se Andar Gaya“

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