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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Ek Aadmi Pahli baar Sasural Gaya,

Uski Saas Ne Use 7 Din Tak Subah-Sham Palak Ka Saag Khilaya.

8ve Din Saas Ne Pucha: “Beta, Kya Khaoge?”

Aadmi Bola: “Mummy Ji, Khet Dikha Do, Khud Hi Char Aaunga“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Ek Call Girl Ne Socha Ke Usne Apni Life Mein Koi Achha Kaam Nahi Kiya,

To Usne Apni Aankhon Ko Donate Karne Ki Sochi.

Apni Eyes Donate Karne Gayi, Counter Clerk Ne Usse Puchha: “Kuch Kehna Chahti Ho?”

Call Girl Boli: “Haan, Jise Bhi Ye Ankhein Lagaao Use Bata Dena Khulti Lund Dekhne Ke Baad Hi Hai“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Lu.nd
Or
Ghamand,

Dono Ko Kaaboo Mein
Rakhne Mein Hi
Bhalai Hai.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Pathan Ek Ladki Ko Pakad Ke Uske Haath Mein Dice Deta Hai Aur Kehta Hai

“Agar Tumhara 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya To Main Tumhari Gaand Marunga”

Ladki: “Agar 6 Aaya To?”

Pathan: “Tumne Ludo Nahi Kheli Kabhi? 6 Aaya To Dobara Bari Lunga“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Is anjaan sheher mein patthar kaha se aakar
laga mujhe…
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.
.
A dost,
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.
.
Lagta hai in gairon ki bheed mein koi apna hi
maa chuda raha hai.:D:D

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