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Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha.

Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?”

Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Imran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki Shop Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.

Imran Hashmi: “Bhaiya, Ek Lipstick Dena?”

Dukandaar: “Saab, Koun Sa Color Doon?”

Imran Hashmi: “Yaar, Color Ko Goli Maar, Bas Taste Aachha Hona Chahiye“:D:D

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Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.

Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,

Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.

Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.

Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.

Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.

“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Duniya Gol Hai?

Saboot Chahiye? Lo Hazir Hai

Cockroach Rat Se Darta Hai,

Rat Cat Se,

Cat Dog Se,

Dog Aadmi Se,

Aadmi Apni Girlfriend Se,

&

Girlfriend Cockroach Se.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Polio Team Jaise Hi Pathan Ke Ghar Ke Samne Pahunchi Unko Dekh Pathan Chilla Kar Bola

Pathan: “Begam, Bandooq Aur Kartoos Kahan Hai?”

Team Ne Jaise Hi Ye Suna Vo Sir Pe Paanv Rakh Ke Bhagi,

Pichhe Se Pathan Ne Awaz Di

“Arey Ruko-Ruko, Ye To Hamare Bachhon Ke Naam Hai“:D:D

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