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Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Thha,

Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Thha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: “Kya Hua?”

Dost: “Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala”

Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Saza Kya Mili Hai?

Dost: “6 Hafte”

Santa: “Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte”

Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala

Dost Rote Hue: “Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Hai“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Class Mein Teacher Bachon Se Question Puch Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ki Baari Mein Teacher Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz Baad Mein Kyun Aati Hai?”

Santa: “Kyonki Hamari Aankhein Aage Hai Aur Kaan Piche Hai“:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 3 - SMS Length: 268
David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Pappu Ek Din Bada Khush Khush Sa Ghar Aya Aur Santa Ko Bola

Pappu: “Aaj Madam Ne Ek Aisa Sawaal Pucha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha”

Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Waah, Vese Sawaal Kya Tha?”

Pappu: “Blackboard Par Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?“:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 4 - SMS Length: 264
David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Bus Mein Jaa Raha Tha, Bus Driver Ne Zor Se Brake Mari To Ek Ladki Se Santa Ko Dhakka Lag Gaya.

Ladki: “Sir, I Am Sorry.”

Santa With Smile On His Face: “I Am Santa, Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry.”

Ladki Gusse Se: “I Am Angry Now.”

Santa: “Abe Tu Bar Bar Apna Naam Kyu Badal Rahi Hai”:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 3 - SMS Length: 319
David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Pappu Bhagwan Se Prarthna Kar Raha Tha.

Pappu: “Bhagwan, Please Punjab Ko America Ki Rajdhani Bana Do Plzzzz”

Bhagwan Ji Ne Ye Suna Aur Hairan Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Puchha: “Kyun Be?”

Pappu: “Kyunki Main Exam Mein Likh Aaya Hoon“

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