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Santa Ko Der Se Uthne Ki Aadat Thi, Isliye Wo Hamesha Office Der Se Pahunchta Tha.

Uska Boss Iss Baat Se Bahut Naraj Tha, Akhir Usne Santa Ko Chetavani De Hi Di Aur Kaha,

Boss: “Ya To Tum Jaldi Aao Ya Naukri Chod Do”

Haar Kar Santa Ek Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Usne Kuch Goliya Di Aur Kaha Ki Ab Tum Samaye Par Jaag Jaoge.

Raat Ko Santa Dawai Kha Kar So Gaya, Subha Jab Wo Utha To Sachmuch Suraj Nahi Nikla Tha,

Dawa Ne To Kamaal Hi Kar Diya Tha, Wo Khush-Khushi Tyaar Hua Aur Samaye Se Thoda Pehle Hi Office Pahunch Gaya,

Usne Apne Boss Se Kaha: “Sir, Doctor Ki Dawa To Kamaal Ki Hai”

Boss Berukhi Se Bole: “Wo To Theek Hai, Lekin Pehle Tum Ye Batao Ke Kal Tum Kaha The?“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ka Apni Girlfriend Se Tang Aakar Uspar Likha Gaya Ek Sher

Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Par Hua, To Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi,

Ek To Jhella Nahi Jata, Dusra Aa Gaya To Kya Halat Hogi.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya,

Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,

Wo Bhag Ke Office Wapis Office Pahuncha Aur Man Hi Man Mein Socha

Santa: “Baap Re Baap! Aaj Boss Dekh Leta To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Ladkiyo Ke Upar Kahi Gayi Ek Baat, Jo Ki Sach Hai

Ladki Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talash Mein,

Aur Baki Ki Aadhi Husbnd Ki Talashi Lene Mein Guzar Jati Hai.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh Mangne Gaya, Andar Se Ek Choti Si Bacchi Aayi

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Beta”

Bacchi: “Main Beta Nahi Beti Hoon”

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Beti”

Bacchi: “Mera Naam Sandhya Hai”

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Sandhya”

Bacchi: “Mera Poora Naam Sandhya Chaudhary Hai”

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Sandhya Chaudhary”

Bacchi: “Ye Hui Na Baat, Ab Maaf Karo Baba“:D:D

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