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Sharabi Sex Kr Raha Tha. Ghalti Se Peeche Daal Diya

Biwi Boli: “O Ji Truck Ghalat Godam Me Ja Raha Hai”

Sharabi: “Saali Ab Bata Rahi Hai Jab Diesel Khatam Hogaya“:D:D

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Ladka: “Main Tere Pyaar Ki Gehrayi Aur Mohabbat Ki Unchayi Ko Choona Chahta Hun.. ”

Ladki: “Saale Kaminey Seedha Ye Kyu Nahi Kehta Key Panty Aur Bra Utaar De…“:D:D

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Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi.

Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare Dande Maare.

Rota Hua Bechara Ghar Aya Aur Socha Ki Sheeshe Mein Check Karta Hun

Sheeshe Mein Back Ko Dekh Kar Pappu Bola

Pappu: “Madhar Chod Harami Master Ne Itna Mara Ki 2 Tukde Hi Kar Diye“:D:D

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Shaadi Ke Baad Ramu Ka Ek Purana Dost Uske Ghar Usse Milne Aata Hai.

Ramu Aur Uski Sunder Patni Ki Khaatir-dari Dekh Kar Shamu Raat Ko Wahin Rukne Ko Kehta Hai.

To Ramu Uske Liye Ek Palang Bramde Mein Laga Deta Hai.

Ye Dekh Kar Shaamu Ko Bohat Bura Laga Aur Bola: “Saale Khud Ander AC Mein Soye Aur Mujhe Yahan Garmi Mein Sula Raha Hai, Lagta Hai Apni Dosti Mein Daraar Aa Gayi.”

Ramu: “Yaar, Samjha Kar Ab Meri Shaadi Ho Gayi Hai.”

Lekin Ramu Ki Baat Sunkar Shamu Zidd Karta Hai To Ramu Uska Bistar Apne AC Wale Kamre Ke Sofe Par Laga Deta Hai.

Raat Ko Thodi Der Baad Shamu Uthta Hai Aur Kehta Hai: “Yaar Ramu Mujhe Sofe Par Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Main Bhi Tere Saath Tere Bed Par Sounga.”

Ramu: “Yaar Ye Kaise Ho Sakta Hai, Bed Par To Main Aur Meri Biwi So Rahe Hain?”

Shamu Nahi Maanta Aur Bolta Hai: “Yaar Tu Bohat Badal Gaya Hai, Lagta Hai Dosti Mein Daraar Aa Gayi Hai.”

Ramu Ko Ye Sunkar Thoda Bura Lagta Hai To Wo Shamu Ko Bed Par Sula Leta Hai,

Ramu Ki Biwi Left Side, Shamu Right Aur Ramu Un Dono Ke Beech Mein Sota Hai.

Aadhi Raat Ko Shamu Phir Uthta Hai Aur Bolta Hai: “Ramu Yaar, Mujhe Bed Ke Side Mein Neend Nahi Aa Rahi, Jab Main Karwat Badalta Hun To Mujhe Neeche Girna Ka Darr Laga Rehta Hai, Isliye Main Beech Mein Sounga.”

Ramu: “Arrey, Tune To Hadd Hi Kar Di, Main Tere Ko Beech Mein Kaise Sone Du, Doosri Taraf To Meri Biwi So Rahi Hai?”

Shamu Phir Se Wahi Dialoge: “Bas Kya Ramu Tu Shaadi Ke Baad Bohat Badal Gaya Hai, Lagta Hai Dosti Mein Daraar Aa Gayi Hai.”

Ramu Ko Phir Ye Baat Chubti Hai Aur Use Apne Aur Apni Patni Ke Beech Mein Sula Leta Hai.

Agle Din Dono Dost Uthte Hain.

Shamu: “Yaar Teri Biwi To Badi Chaalu Hai, Saari Raat Mera Lund Pakad Ke Hi So Rahi Thi.”

Ramu: “Abbey Bonsdi Ke Wo Meri Biwi Nahi Main Tha.”

Shamu: “Arrey, Tune Aisa Kyu Kiya?”

Ramu: “Kyun Ki Agar Main Aisa Na Karta To Dosti Mein Daraar Chali Jaati.”:D:D

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सोनिया:राहुल बेटा ,
अब तो पार्टी के बारे में कुछ सोच

राहुल:मम्मी अभी अभी तो कांग्रेस हारी है
इतनी जल्दी पार्टी करेंगे तो अच्छा नहीं लगेगा|:D:D

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