Welcome Guest

Categories

Latest SMS

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.

Aadmi: “Doctor Saab, Koi Aisi Dawa Bataiye Jis Se Main Lamba Jeevan Ji Sakoon”

Doctor: “Shaadi Karlo”

Aadmi: “Kya Baat Kar Rahe Ho Doctor Saab, Shaadi Karne Se Lambi Umar Ho Jati Hai?”

Doctor: “Nahi, Shaadi Kar Lene Se Lamba Jeevan Jine Ki Ichha Khatam Ho Jati Hai“:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 74 - SMS Length: 327
David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Pahle Zamane Mein Jab Koi Akela Betha Hansta Tha,

To Kahte The Is Par Bhoot Pret Ka Saya Hai,

Ab Koi Akela Betha Hans Raha Ho,

To Kahte Hai, Arey Yaar Mujhe Bhi Send Kariyo.:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 57 - SMS Length: 186
David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Zindagi Ki Ek Kadvi Sachayi

Apne Dosto Ke Sath Jitma Bhi Ghumlo.

Par Sabse “Kadak Item”

Tab Hi Dikhegi Jab Wife Ya Girl-Friend Sath Hogi.:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 90 - SMS Length: 154
Added 2 days ago

Ek Andha Ladka Sare Mohalle Mein Har Ghar Mein Jakar Mithayi Baant Raha Tha.

Ek Ghar Mein Gaya Jismein Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Babhi Ji Rahti Thhi.

Usne Darwaja Knock Kiya To Babhi Ki Awaj Aayi.

Babhi: “Kon Hai Bahar”

Ladka: “Babhi Ji Main Guddu, Aapko Mithayi Deni Thhi”

Ab Babhi Ji Ander Bathroom Mein Naha Rahi Thhi, Usne Socha Ki Isko Konsa Dikhta Hai Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Ja Ke Mithayi Le Leti Hu.

Babhi: “Aa Jao Ander Aur Darwaje Ke Sath Bed Hai, Uspe Betho Mein Abhi Ati Hu”

Ab Babhi Ji Bathroom Se Nangi Apne Mast Geele Badan Ke Sath Bahar Aayi Aur Guddu Ke Samne Jake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Muskura Ke Boli.

Babhi: “Guddu Ji, Aaj Mithayi Kis Khushi Mein Khilayi Jaa Rahi Hai?”

Guddu Sharmate Hue: “Babhi Ji Meri Ankho Ka Operation Ho Gaya Hai Aur Mujhe Ab Dikhne Lag Gaya Hai, Is Khushi Mein”

————–

Ab Bechari Babhi Ji Ke Dil Pe Kya Beeti Hogi, Ye Main Aap Logo Se Comments Aur Main Ke Reply Mein Jan Na Chahunga.:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 68 - SMS Length: 978
David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 days ago

Santa Road Par Chalte Hue Kuch, Gira Dekh Kar Ruka, Aur Utha Kar Mauh Me Daala.

Phir Thoda Soch Ke Bola

Santa: “Behan Ka Loude, Harami Log Tatti Bhi Ese Karte Hai, Mano Samosa Pada Ho.“:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 104 - SMS Length: 199
1 2 3 4 5 Next
Page(1/5827)
Jump to Page

Language

Arrow_dark English SMS
Arrow_dark Hindi SMS
Arrow_dark All SMS
http://smshungama.in/images/app.jpg