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Santa Beemar Tha, Banta Uska Pata Lene Uske Ghar Gaya.

Uske Ghar Pahunchte Hi Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha,

Banta: “Oye Tu Doctor Ke Pass Jane Wala Tha To Uska Kya Hua?”

Santa: “Yaar Kal Jaunga Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai“

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Ke Pados Ki Ek Ladki Apni Maa Se Boli

Ladki: “Maa, Maine Aaj Santa Ko Bevkoof Banaya”

Maa: “Kaisi?”

Ladki: “Mene Uske 500 Rs Apne Sandle Ke Niche Chupa Liye Thhe”

Maa: “To?”

Ladki: “Wo 2 Gante Tak Meri Bra Mein Dhundta Raha“.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Hamare Khas Dost Rathi Ji Ne Public Toilet Mein Peshab Karte Hue Paas Wale Ka Lund Dekha.

Uske Lund Par Likha Tha Rathi, Apne Jaat Bhai Ko Dekh ke Khush Hote Hue Puchha.

Rathi: “Bhai Sahab Aap Bhi Rathi Hai?”

Aadmi: “Nahi Main Brahmin Hoon”

Rathi: “Phhir Aap Ke Lund Par Rathi Kyu Likha Hai?”

Aadmi: “Chutiye, Khada Hoga Tab Dekhna, Uspar Likha Hoga "RAmnarayan tripaTHI“.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Girl Hostel Ke Bahar Ek Ladka Apna Hath Jagannath Kar Raha Tha.

Chokidaar Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha: “Abe Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Ladka: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi Ke Main Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Bluetooth Se Sex Kar Raha Hun“:D:D

I Like SMS - Like: 77 - SMS Length: 260
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Chaand se Haseen hai Chandni
Chandni se Haseen hai Raat

Raat se Haseen hai Zindagi
Aur woh Zindagi hai Aap…:D:D

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