Funny Sms

Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

koi 10 rs dega airtel wale ko dena h
Lon liya tha kal
Avi msg aya tha ki paise do nahi to

Sim khol kr lejayenge

Mere sim ko bachalo plz.

I Like SMS - Like: 123 - SMS Length: 144 - Share
Tags: Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Profesar; - Gandhi jayanti ke barey mai batao kya jantey ho

Munna bhai:- Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha ,
bap maa kasam par apun ko a nahi malum ki a jyanti kon hai

I Like SMS - Like: 113 - SMS Length: 199 - Share
Tags: Funny Sms
Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Beauty is to see & touch.
Flowers are to smell & pluck.
Nipples r to play & suck.
Women r to love & f*ck.
All these r free
but depends on ur,
LULLI & LUCK.

I Like SMS - Like: 108 - SMS Length: 161 - Share
Tags: Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Kaash main tumhain dekhon
JAB TUM KAPRE UTAARO
.
.
Jo daale thay taar pe sookhne k liye
AuR TUM APNE HAATH MAIN PAKROMERA
.
haath aur kaho
MAIN NE TUMHARE LIYE KHOLI HUI HAI
.
.
Apni baanhen
AB TO LELO MERI
.
.
her khushi
AuR MUJHE DEDO APNA
.
.
her gham
PHIR MAIN KHOLON TUMHARI
.
.
eyes aur kahon
DEKHO KITNA BARA HAI MERA
.
.
DIL
PHIR MAIN TUMHARI TAANGEN UTHAON AUR DAAL DOON APNA
.
LUN
Puttar Har vari mazaq ni honda

I Like SMS - Like: 193 - SMS Length: 452 - Share
Added 4 years ago

Santa se banta ne pocha yhe kiski cycle leke ghum rha hai?
Santa=meri gf ki hai usne di hai
Banta=par kyo di
Santa usne mujhe garden mai 1 ped ke peche bulya or apne kapde utar diya or boli jo lena ho lelo mjhe uski cycle pasnd aa gyi mai ne lele

I Like SMS - Like: 180 - SMS Length: 249 - Share
Previous 8 9 10 11 12 Next
Page(10/97)
Jump to Page

Language

Arrow_dark English SMS
Arrow_dark Hindi SMS
Arrow_dark All SMS