Funny Sms

koi 10 rs dega airtel wale ko dena h
Lon liya tha kal
Avi msg aya tha ki paise do nahi to

Sim khol kr lejayenge

Mere sim ko bachalo plz.

Profesar; - Gandhi jayanti ke barey mai batao kya jantey ho

Munna bhai:- Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha ,
bap maa kasam par apun ko a nahi malum ki a jyanti kon hai

Beauty is to see & touch.
Flowers are to smell & pluck.
Nipples r to play & suck.
Women r to love & f*ck.
All these r free
but depends on ur,
LULLI & LUCK.

Kaash main tumhain dekhon
JAB TUM KAPRE UTAARO
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Jo daale thay taar pe sookhne k liye
AuR TUM APNE HAATH MAIN PAKROMERA
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haath aur kaho
MAIN NE TUMHARE LIYE KHOLI HUI HAI
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Apni baanhen
AB TO LELO MERI
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her khushi
AuR MUJHE DEDO APNA
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her gham
PHIR MAIN KHOLON TUMHARI
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eyes aur kahon
DEKHO KITNA BARA HAI MERA
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DIL
PHIR MAIN TUMHARI TAANGEN UTHAON AUR DAAL DOON APNA
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LUN
Puttar Har vari mazaq ni honda

Santa se banta ne pocha yhe kiski cycle leke ghum rha hai?
Santa=meri gf ki hai usne di hai
Banta=par kyo di
Santa usne mujhe garden mai 1 ped ke peche bulya or apne kapde utar diya or boli jo lena ho lelo mjhe uski cycle pasnd aa gyi mai ne lele