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Added 4 years ago

Ek Accedient Mein Santa Ki Gaand Fatt
Jaati Hai
Wo Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jata Hai
Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: ? Kitni Khulli
Rakhni Hai? ?
Santa: ? Jitni Aapki Hai?
Nurse: ? Fir To Aur Fadni Padegi ?

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Added 4 years ago

Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria
hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?

Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai
G@@nd nahi...

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Son - Aaj mujhe class me Diya ne
thappad mara.
DAD - Par kyu?
Son - Diya ki skirt uski G@@ND me
fassi hue thi, mere sath wale
ladke ne uski skirt khich di.
Dad - Ye to usne boht bura kiya,
par tujhe kyu mara?
Son - Mujhe pata tha k usne bura
kiya hai, isliye maine Wapis ungli
se Skirt G@@nd me ghusa di.?

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Ldka & ldki
Dono Bister par so rahe the ..
To ladke ka rommnce krne ka man huaa
To ldka ..ldki se bola
Hmare ummidwar
ko aapke ilake me khada kar sakte hai..???
To ladki gusse se boli .
Nahi....
To ladka chup ho gya ..or
Use cntrol nahi hora tha ....to
? Hilake so gya...
...Thodi der Bad ladki ..ladke se boli ....Aapka ummidwar humare ilake me khada kr skte ho.........To ladka bola koi jarurat nhi h.......
Humre ummidwar ne congress? k sath gathbandhan kr liya h...

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G@@ND ke sath aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai
Wah wah!
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G@@ND ke sath aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.
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Musibat koso door hoti hai,
BAHENCH**D. G@@ND Pahle Phat jati hai

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