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Added 4 years ago

Jungle me ek shikari ko shikar ni mila to wo muth marne baith gya.
ek sher ne ye dekha to bhagte huye sare janwaro se bola jisko apni jaan pyari hain bhaag jao.
lomdi boli kya hua?
sher bola main ek se ek shikari dekhe pr aisa shikari nhi dekha jo itni chhoti gun ko 60-70 dafa load kr chuka ho
pta ni sala kitne fire krega..

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Added 4 years ago

Centuries with the least number of
balls:
Azhar - 62
Sehwag - 60
Virat - 52
Jayasuriya - 48
Lara - 45
Boucher - 44
Afridi - 37
Gayle - 30
Dhritharashtra - 2
Nai samja to Pogo dekho

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Added 4 years ago

mujhe rang de-mujhe rang de
mujhe rang de rang de mujhe rang de - 2
ye gaana gane par ladki ki maa ne usse
patak-2 ke maara,
Kyo?
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ladki totlee thi.

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Added 4 years ago

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??
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ME: Uncle theek hu,
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Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
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ME: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah
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Buzurg: Matlab??
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ME: Bhagwan ke bharose :P

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Added 4 years ago

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

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