Funny Sms

Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 2 years ago

Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa
boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:
Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka
shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka
shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya
haramzada.

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 2 years ago

Boy: Magic dekhegi?
Gal: Haa
Boy: Apni skirt utar,
ab ghum,
Ab jhuk,
ab tujhe piche ungli mehsus hui?
Gal: Haa
Boy: Ye dekh mere dono hath
upar hai.
Gal: Wow, kaise kiya.

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 2 years ago

Biwi ko din me karoge to wo
sust rahegi,
Sham ko karoge to chust rahegi
Roj karoge to tandurast rahegi,
Karte rahoge to khush rahegi,
‘Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call’

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 2 years ago

Dudh Aur Ladki Me Kya Fark Hai!!
Socho
.
Socho
Dudh Garam Hota Hai
To
Mallai Uppar Aati Hai
Or Ladki Garam Ho
To Mallai Niche Aati Hai

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 2 years ago

Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you
killed?
Boy : 3 females, 2 male,
total 5 !!!
Girl : how did you know
that?
.
.
.
Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2
near beer..!

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