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David Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

शादी के बाद बेड़रुम कैसे
महकता है

3 साल तक-

परफ्यूम
चाकलेट
स्ट्राबेरी
ग्रेप्स

3 साल बाद-

जानसन पावड़र
जानसन क्रीम
बेबी लोशन
हगीस ड़ायपर


15 साल बाद-

झंड़ू बाम
विक्स
आयोडेक्स
मूव


40 साल बाद-

अगरबत्ती
धुप बत्ती.:D:D

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David Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Ek ladki independence day ke
liye.
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Indian flag lene gayi.
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Flag dekhkar ladki ne kuch kaha..
Jise sunkar dukaanwala behosh ho gaya.
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Gusse what did ladki say. . ??
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Issme aur colour dikhaao.:D:D

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David Posted In Funny Sms
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Jisne Bhi Ye Kha Hai Ki,
Pyar Ka Dard Exam Ke Dard Se Kam Hai.
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Usse Nobel Price Milna Chaiye.:D:D

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David Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Vodka Is Made From Potatoes
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Potatoes Are Vegetables.
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Vegetables Are Good For Your Health..!!
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Yes You Are Welcome , Cheers! :D:D

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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Old But Gold...
Killer joke ever:
1 ladki coke pi rahi thi,
Achanak usme se 1 MACHHAR
nikla...
Macchar bola: MAA...
Ladki: Mein teri maa nahi hu.
Machhar: Aisa na bol maa,
Main teri COKE se nikla hoo

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