Funny Sms [Funny Sms]

Added 2 years ago

Man: Tumhari wife gum hui hy tou police ko Q nai bataya
?
Sardar: Q K Jb mera scooter gum huwa tha to Police walo ne
15-20 din istemaal kar K Loataya Tha

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Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe??

Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha?
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nahi karte.

Girl: Saale.... Tu tohchahta hai kladkiyan kapde hi na pehne.
Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle HiSprite Pee li thi..;)

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Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.

Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi-)

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Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti

Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

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S.H.A.D.I.
S: Shanti Bhang
H: Himmat Khatam
A: Aazadi Samaapt
D: Dimaag Kharab
I: Imtihaan Shuru
Jiski huyi hai...
JHELO...
Aur jiski nahi huyi hai, SOCH LO...

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