Funny Sms [Santa Banta Funny Sms]

Added 3 years ago

Santa se banta ne pocha yhe kiski cycle leke ghum rha hai?
Santa=meri gf ki hai usne di hai
Banta=par kyo di
Santa usne mujhe garden mai 1 ped ke peche bulya or apne kapde utar diya or boli jo lena ho lelo mjhe uski cycle pasnd aa gyi mai ne lele

I Like SMS - Like: 127 - SMS Length: 249 - Share
"deep" Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

SANTA COMES FROM OFFICE IN A VERY SAD MOOD.

HE SAYS- BANTA, AAJ EK LADKI NE OFFICE MEIN SABKE SAAMNE MUJHE THAPPAD MAARA.

BANTA-KYUN?

SANTA- LADKI NE KAHA 'AAJ CLIENT AANEWALA HAI TO MAIN LATE JAAONGI'

BANTA-IS BAAT PAR THAPPADMAARA?

SANTA- NAHI,JAB MAINE USSEPUCHA
'ARRE YAAR, CLIENT AAYEGA TO TUM KYUN LATEOGI'.TAB MAARA.
SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 159 - SMS Length: 368 - Share
David Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Santa Banta Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The..
Tabhi Sher Aa Gaya..
Santa:- Tu Dar Raha H.
Banta:-nahi To
Santa:-to Saale Apani Dho Meri Kyo Dho Raha H..

I Like SMS - Like: 228 - SMS Length: 153 - Share
David Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Santa: yar coffee jaldi pee
Thandi ho jayega....?
Banta: itna jaldi Q..?
Santa: are bebakuf
Menu card padha nehi
Hot coffee Rs.20/-
Cold coffee Rs.40/-

I Like SMS - Like: 203 - SMS Length: 157 - Share
David Posted In Funny Sms
Added 5 years ago

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha…
Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!!
isliye gir gaya.

I Like SMS - Like: 228 - SMS Length: 232 - Share
1 2 Next
Page(1/2)
Jump to Page

Language

Arrow_dark English SMS
Arrow_dark Hindi SMS
Arrow_dark All SMS