Funny Sms [Mix Funny Sms]

p23 Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Ek bar SANTA ko BALIKA BHUNRA HATYA ROKO ke program me bulaya gaya. Jab usse speech dene ke liye bulaya gaya, to usne bolna start kiya. Phir usne beech me shayari bolne ke liye bola.
Santa : .... Arj kiya hai....
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Arj kiya hai....
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Arj kiya hai....
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Agar hum nahi bachayenge ladkiyon ko....
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Bad me pachhatange ki ab line mare kis ko,
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Fir kya akele jayenge disco.

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Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue
dekh leta hai.
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Bacha:- mujhe bhi karne do
Warna main apke
papa ko bata dunga.
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Ladki:- Le yaar tu bhi karle,
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Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo
height me kam reh jata hai,
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Baccha pareshan ho kar.
duniya daari ki maa ki aankh jo
baat
galt h vo galt h mai to bataunga....

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Kalyugi Bacccha !
Pota :- Dadi, is Ghar mein hum 5 log rehte
hain na Papa, Mama, Main, Didi auraap !
Dadi -: Teri Shaadi hogi to 6 ho jaayenge !
Pota :- Didi ki Shaadi hogi to phir 5 ho
jaayenge !
Dadi :- Tera Baccha hoga phir 6 ho jaayenge !
Pota :- Aap mar jaoge to phir 5 hoJayenge !
Dadi :-"Soo Jaa Haraamzaade"

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Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha,
Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Gaya aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai?
Aadmi Bola, Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai
Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi
Office Late Puhncha
Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya
Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha.
Wo Bhi Tu Pi Gaya..

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Hansa: Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?
Praful: Hansaaaaaa samundra k najdik rehte hai wo (sea+near)
& jo Zoo k najdik rehte hai wo (Zoo+near)
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