Funny Sms [ Funny Jokes SMS]

Added 2 years ago

Father: Main Nahi chahta ki Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi 1 GADHE k saath Guzare.

Boyfrnd: Bas Uncle, isiliye to Main Use Yahan se le Jane Aaya hu..

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Added 3 years ago

Define A 'Chutiya' ??
A 'Chutiya' is someone
who visits an
ice cream parlour
instead of a chemist
when his girlfrnd says....
"I love chocolate
flavor ;)"
thoko like samjhe to..

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Added 3 years ago

Dr.Ki Shayri

"Jis Hospital K Hum Doctor H,
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Meri gfriend Waha Ki Nurse H,

Kya Ajib Zulm Sehna Pdta H

Apni Hi gfriend Ko Sister Kehna Padta H.

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Added 3 years ago

1 admi ka mobile toilet me gir gaya..
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Tbhi Toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile use diya
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He knows that story, ;)
Man : "Nhi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha
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Devi : "Abe gadhe , dho le ise..

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Added 3 years ago

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard he.
(Sattaak...)
Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola isliyetuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(Sattaak...)
Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h
(Sattaak...):-) jo samaj gaya thoko like

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