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Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch Ka Bada Chota Aur Pyara Sa Goda (Horse) Thha.

Uske Khas Dost Banta Ne Usko Dekha Aur Puchha: “Yaar Itna Pyara Goda Kaha Se Liya?”

Santa: “Yaar Vo Udhar Jheel Ke Paas Ek Bade Pahunche Hue Baba Aaye Hai Aur Tapasya Kar Rahe Hai, Jo Maango De Dete Hai”

Banta: “Wah Yaar Ye To Bada Achha Hai, Main Bhi Jaake Kuch Mang Leta Hun”

Santa: “Par Yaar Ek Baat Ka Dhayan Rakhna, Unko Zara Ooncha Sunta Hai, Aur Vo Sirf Ek Hi Murad Puri Karte Hai”

Banta Ja Pahuncha Baba Ke Pas Aur Bola: “Baba Ji Mujhe Heerey Se Bhari Ek Bori De Do”

Baba Ne Apne Muh Mein Kuch Mantar Pade Aur Bori Aa Gayi, Aur Baba Fir Apni Tapasya Mein Leen Ho Gaye.

Banta Ne Khushi Khushi Bori Uthayi Aur Ghar Vapis Aa Gaya, Aake Jaisi Hi Usne Bori Kholi To Usmein Kheerey Thhe.

Vo Rota Hua Santa Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: “Yaar Badi Bakchodi Ho Gayi Mene Mange To Heere Thhe Par Ander Se Kheere Nikle”

Santa Rote Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Bola To Tha Ki Baba Ooncha Sunte Hai, Aur Tujhe Kya Lagta Hai Ki Maine 15 Inch Ka Goda Manga Hoga“:D:D

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Ek Gaav (Village) Ki Aurat Murgi Kharedane Bazar Gayi.

Aurat Dukandar Se Boli: “Bhaiya Jara Murgiya Dikhana”

Dukandar Ne Ek Murgi Dikhayi Aurat Ne Murgi Ke Gand Par Apna Haath Lagaya Aur Boli,

Aurat: “Ye Delhi Ki Murgi Hai, Ye Nahi Chahiye Dusari Murgi Dikhawo”

Dukandar Bola: “Kyu???”

Aurat Boli: “Yeh Murgi Chara (Khana) Toh Aapne Ghar Ka Khayegi Aur Ande (Egg) Kahi Aur Jakar Degi”

Dukandar Ne Dusari Murgi Dikhayi, Aurat Ne Phir Murgi Ke Gand Par Apna Hath Lagaya Aur Boli,

Aurat: “Ye Bhi Nahi Chahiye, Dusari Murgi Dikhao”

Dukandar Bola: “Issmein Kya Kami Hai?”

Aurat Boli: “Ye Gujrat Ki Murgi Hai, Yeh Sham Ko Ghar Mein Nahi Aati Hai Aur Pakdo To Pakad Mein Bhi Nahi Aati Hai”

Dukandar Ne Teesari Murgi Dikhayi To Aurat Ne Phir Wahi Kaam Kiya Murgi Ke Gand Par Haath Lagaya Aur Boli,

Aurat: “Ye Bhi Nahi Chahiye Koi Aur Murgi Hai Toh Dikhao Nahi To Main Kisi Dusari Dukan Par Jaati Hun”

Dukandar Bola: “Ab Iss Mein Kya Kami Hai?”

Aurat Boli: “Ye Dehradun Ki Murgi Hai, Yeh Thandi Area Mein Rahi Hai Jiss Se Ande (Egg) Kam Deti Hai”

Dukandar Samajh Gaya Aur Usne Dusari Jaati Ki Murgi Dikhai, Aurat Ne Murgi Ki Gand Par Hath Lagayi Aur Boli.

Aurat: “Haan-Haan Yeh De Do, Yeh Bihar Ki Hai Khoob Andey Deti Hai”

Aurat Jab Dukandar Ko Murgi Ke Paise Dekar Jane Lagi To Boli,

Aurat: “Bhaiya Aap Kaha Ke Rahne Wale Hai?”

Dukandar Bola: “Bahina Mere Bhi Gaand Par Hath Laga Kar Maloom Kar Lo“:D:D

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Ek Ladke Ki Shaadi Hui, Wo Suhag-Raat Manane Gaya Lekin Uska Lund Khada Nahi Hua.

Ladke Ne Ye Pareshani Dukhi Hokar Apne Ek Dost Ko Batayi,

Dost Bola: “Yaar, Tere Liye Ek Hi Raasta Hai, Himalay Pe Ek Baba Saxidas Rahte Hai Wo Teri Madad Karenge, Lekin Unke Paas Tujhe Chal Ke Jana Hoga”

Ladka Bola: “Main Jaroor Jaunga”

Ladka Himalay Pe Chal Kar Gaya, Wahaan Use Baba Saxidas Mile Aur Usne Baba Saxidas Ko Pareshani Batayi.

Baba Saxidas Bole: “Dekh Beta, Main Tujhe Vardaan Deta Hoon Par Poori Zindagi Mein Tera Lund 3 Baar Khada Hoga”

Ladka: “Theek Hai Baba Saxidas, Itna Bhi Chalega”

Baba Saxidas: “Tujhe Khada Karne Ke Liye Pom-Pom Bolna Padega Aur Phir Pom-Pom Bolega To Tera Lund Normal Ho Jayega – Tathastu”

Baba Saxidas Ne Vardan De Diya Par Ladke Ko Shak Tha Isliye Wo Check Karne Ke Liye Pom-Pom Bola,

Uska Lund Khada Ho Gaya, Phir Usne Pom-Pom Bola To Normal Ho Gaya.

Ye Dekh Kar Ladka Khush Hokar Apne Ghar Ki Taraf Bhaga.

Raste Mein Uske Pichhe 1 Bus Wale Ne Horn Bajaya Pom-Pom,

To Uska Phir Khada Ho Gaya, Aage Jake Use Phir 1 Bus Mili Usne Bhi Horn Diya – Pom-Pom, Uska Phir Normal Ho Gaya.

Bechare Ke Paas Ab 1 Hi Chance Rah Gaya.

Jaise Taise Ghar Pahucha Aur Biwi Se Bola: “Chal Maderchod, Jaldi Kapde Utaar Mujhe Sex Karna Hai”

Biwi Ne Apne Saare Kapde Utaare Aur Bed Par Jakar Let Gayi,

Ladke Ne Jaldi Se Apni Pant Utari Aur Bola: “Pom-Pom”

Uska Lund Khada Ho Gaya.

Biwi Gusse Se Boli: “Abe Bhosdi Ke Kuch Karega Bhi Ya Sirf Pom-Pom Hi Bolega.

Bechare Ka Armaan, Armaan Hi Rah Gaya.:D:D

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Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.

Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,

Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.

Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.

Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.

Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.

“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“:D:D

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Do Buddhe Full Daaru Peekar Ek Kothe Pe Sex Karne Gaye.

Koi Ladki Budho Se Sex Ke Liye Nahi Maani To Agent Ne Unhe Rubber Ki Do Ladkiya (Dummy) Mein Hawa Bhar Ke De Di Aur Kaha

Agent: “Ladki Nashe Mein Hai Tum Apna-Apna Kaam Kar Lo”

Jab Subah Dono Kothe Se Baahar Nikle To Aapas Mein Baatein Karne Lage.

Pahla Buddha: “Yaar, Ladki Nashe Mein Nahi Thi, Laash Thi Saali, Saari Raat Khud Hi Hil-Hil Kar Sex Kiya”

Dusra Buddha Rote Hue Bola: “Abe Mujhe To Bhootni De Di Haramiyo Ne, Maine Josh Josh Mein Uski Chuchi Par Kaata To Soooooooon Ki Awaaz Ke Sath Tej Hawa Aayi Aur Ladki Udd Ke Khidki Ke Bahar Chali Gayi Saari Raat Meri Dar Ke Mare Fati Rahi“:D:D

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