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Ek Life Insurance Agent Kaafi Dino Se Santa Ke Peeche Pada Hua Tha Aur Usko Policy Bechne Ke Chakkar Mein Thha. Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya.

Agent: Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch Hua Toh Aap Ke Bachhon Ko Paise Milenge.

Santa: Agar Bachche Naa Ho Toh?

Agent: Aap Ki Biwi Ko Milenge.

Santa: Agar Biwi Naa Ho Toh?

Agent: Maa-Baap Ko Milenge.

Santa: Agar Wo Bhi Naa Ho?

Agent: Phir Behen-Bhaiyon Ko Milenge.

Santa: Koi Aisa Tariqa Batao Ki Paise Mujhe Mile?

Agent: Sir, Aapko Paise Nahi Mil Sakte.

Santa: Yeh Toh Policy Na Hui, Meri Gaand Ho Gayi... Jo Har Koi Le Sakta Hai.... Sirf Main Nahi Le Sakta.:D:D

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Teen Bahut Najdiki Dost The - Ek Pandit, Ek Baniya Aur Ek Jatt.

Teenon Ka Sab Kuch Saath-Saath Hi Hua - Schooling, College, Yahaan Tak Ki Shaadi Bhi. Teeno Honeymoon Bhi Saath-Saath Hi Gaye, Aur Ek Hi Hotel Mein Ruke.

Hotel Mein Pahunchane Ke Baad, Teeno Apne-Apne Kamre Mein Jaane Se Pahle Mile, Aur Decide Kiya Ki Subah Breakfast Table Par Ek Doosre Ko Batayenge Ki Kisne Kitni Baar Kiya. Par Samasya Thi Ki Apni Patniyon Ke Saamne Kaise Is Baare Mein Baat Karenge.

Par Teeno Smart The, Jaldi Hi Is Baat Ka Hal Bhi Dhoondh Liya. Jo Jitne Baar Apni Bread Par Butter Lagayega, Toh Uska Matlab Hoga Ki Usne Utni Baar Sex Kiya.

Aur Teeno Apne-Apne Room Mein Chale Gaye, Subah Teenon Breakfast Table Par Mile. Pehle Pandit Ne Apni Bread Uthayi, Aur 2 Baar Butter Lagaya Aur Bread Apni Plate Mein Rakh Di.

Phir Baniye Ne Apni Bread Uthayi, Seedhi Taraf 2 Baar Butter Lagaya, Phir Bread Ko Palta Aur 2 Baar Butter Lagaya.

Ab Baari Thi Jatt Ki, Usne Apni Bread Uthai, 2 Baar Butter Lagaya, Bread Palti Fir 2 Baar Butter Lagaya. Phir Pandit Ki Bread Uthai, Dono Taraf Butter Lagaya Aur Rakh Di, Phir Baniye Ki Bread Uthai Aur Usmein Bhi Dono Taraf Butter Laga Diya.

Aur Phir... Phir Kya? Phir Dosti Khatam.:D:D

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Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ki Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya.

Bhoot Ne Santa Se Kaha: Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon.

Santa Usko Taalne Ke Liye Bola: Yaar Kal Aana... Abhi Mein Busy Hoon.

Bhoot: Ha Ha Ha... Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte.

Santa: Hmmmm, Toh Ek Kaam Kar.. Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa.

Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya Aur Bola: Ho Gaya.

Santa: Ab Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa.

Bhoot: Ye Bhi Ho Gaya.

Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Phass Gaya. Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli: Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon.

Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Le Gayi Aur Pata Nahin Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Phir Vapis Nahi Aya.

Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha: Yaar Subah Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Bheja Diya Usko?

Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Seedha Karne Ko Diya Hai.:D:D

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Baba Saxidas Bahut Dino Se Tapsya Mein Leen Thhe, Aaj Jaisi Hi Uthe To Dekha Bahut Se Log Unka Intezar Kar Rahe Thhe.

Baba Ji Naha Doke Fresh Hoke Bethe To Log Apne Apne Dukhde Leke Unke Pass Aaye.

Esa Hi Ek Dukhi Aadmi Unke Pass Aya Aur Bola: “Baba Ji, Agar Is Duniya Mein Sari Aurto/Female Ke Face Ek Jaise (Same) Hote To Kya Hota?”

Baba Ji Hass Ke Bole: “Bachha Kuch Nahi Hona Thha, Gas Cylinder Ki Tarha Hota Sab Kuch”

Bhakt: “Ji, Matlab?”

Baba Ji Ne Samjhaya:

Aaj IsKe Ghar Kal Uske Ghar, Koi 15 Din Koi 1 Mahina Use Karke Badal Deta,

Aur Kuch Syane Log To Apni Car Mein Bhi Uska Istemaal Kiya Karte.

Aur Badti Hui Mahngayi Ko Dekh Ke Log Socha Karte Yaar Kam Hi Use Kar Le To Jyada Achha Hai, Kuch Din Jyada Chal Jayegi.:D:D

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Ek Samay Do Bahut Gareeb Doston Ne Bhagwan Ki Aaradhna Ki,

Prabhu Prasanna Hue Aur Dono Ko 3-3 Andey Diye,

Aur Kaha: “Ek Anda Phod Ke Jo Mangoge Milega, Dono Ne Wada Kiya 15 Saal Baad Phir Yahin Milenge”

15 Saal Baad Dono Phir Mile, Ek Bahut Ameer Ban Gaya Tha Per Doosra Pehle Ki Tarah Gareeb.

Ameer Ne Poocha: “Abey, Tu Waise Ka Waisa Hi, Kyun?”

Gareeb: “Arey, Pehle Tu Hi Bata De”

Ameer: “Arey Yaar, Ek Anda Phod Kar – Rupya Paisa Maanga, Doosra Phodkar – Ghar, Gaadi Maangi Aur Teesra Phod Kar Factory Maang Li, Par Tune Kya Kiya?”

Gareeb Ne Kaha: “Kya Bataoon Isi Pahadi Se Utar Raha Tha, Ek Thokar Lagi Anda Gir Gaya, Muh Se Nikal Gaya Lode Lag Gaye, Mere Poore Badan Pe Lode Ugg Aaye, Dekhne Mein Bahut Hi Kharab Lagne Laga To Mene Doosra Anda Phoda Aur Kaha Saare Lode Gayab Ho Jaye, Mera Apna Khud Ka Bhi Chla Gaya, Majboori Mein Teesra Anda Phod Kar, Apna Khud Ka Loda Mangna Pada“:D:D

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