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Shaadi Ke Baad Ramu Ka Ek Purana Dost Uske Ghar Usse Milne Aata Hai.

Ramu Aur Uski Sunder Patni Ki Khaatir-dari Dekh Kar Shamu Raat Ko Wahin Rukne Ko Kehta Hai.

To Ramu Uske Liye Ek Palang Bramde Mein Laga Deta Hai.

Ye Dekh Kar Shaamu Ko Bohat Bura Laga Aur Bola: “Saale Khud Ander AC Mein Soye Aur Mujhe Yahan Garmi Mein Sula Raha Hai, Lagta Hai Apni Dosti Mein Daraar Aa Gayi.”

Ramu: “Yaar, Samjha Kar Ab Meri Shaadi Ho Gayi Hai.”

Lekin Ramu Ki Baat Sunkar Shamu Zidd Karta Hai To Ramu Uska Bistar Apne AC Wale Kamre Ke Sofe Par Laga Deta Hai.

Raat Ko Thodi Der Baad Shamu Uthta Hai Aur Kehta Hai: “Yaar Ramu Mujhe Sofe Par Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Main Bhi Tere Saath Tere Bed Par Sounga.”

Ramu: “Yaar Ye Kaise Ho Sakta Hai, Bed Par To Main Aur Meri Biwi So Rahe Hain?”

Shamu Nahi Maanta Aur Bolta Hai: “Yaar Tu Bohat Badal Gaya Hai, Lagta Hai Dosti Mein Daraar Aa Gayi Hai.”

Ramu Ko Ye Sunkar Thoda Bura Lagta Hai To Wo Shamu Ko Bed Par Sula Leta Hai,

Ramu Ki Biwi Left Side, Shamu Right Aur Ramu Un Dono Ke Beech Mein Sota Hai.

Aadhi Raat Ko Shamu Phir Uthta Hai Aur Bolta Hai: “Ramu Yaar, Mujhe Bed Ke Side Mein Neend Nahi Aa Rahi, Jab Main Karwat Badalta Hun To Mujhe Neeche Girna Ka Darr Laga Rehta Hai, Isliye Main Beech Mein Sounga.”

Ramu: “Arrey, Tune To Hadd Hi Kar Di, Main Tere Ko Beech Mein Kaise Sone Du, Doosri Taraf To Meri Biwi So Rahi Hai?”

Shamu Phir Se Wahi Dialoge: “Bas Kya Ramu Tu Shaadi Ke Baad Bohat Badal Gaya Hai, Lagta Hai Dosti Mein Daraar Aa Gayi Hai.”

Ramu Ko Phir Ye Baat Chubti Hai Aur Use Apne Aur Apni Patni Ke Beech Mein Sula Leta Hai.

Agle Din Dono Dost Uthte Hain.

Shamu: “Yaar Teri Biwi To Badi Chaalu Hai, Saari Raat Mera Lund Pakad Ke Hi So Rahi Thi.”

Ramu: “Abbey Bonsdi Ke Wo Meri Biwi Nahi Main Tha.”

Shamu: “Arrey, Tune Aisa Kyu Kiya?”

Ramu: “Kyun Ki Agar Main Aisa Na Karta To Dosti Mein Daraar Chali Jaati.”:D:D

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Murgi Bechna Bhi Aafat Hai

Ek Gaanv Ki Aurat Murgi Khareedne Bazar Gayi. Aurat Dukandar Se Boli: Bhaiya Jara Murgiyan Dikhana.

Dukandar Ne Ek Murgi Dikhayi.

Aurat Ne Murgi Ke Neeche Apna Haath Rakha Aur Boli: Ye Delhi Ki Murgi Hai, Ye Nahi Chahiye, Dusari Murgi Dikhao.

Dukandar Bola: Kyun???

Aurat Boli: Yeh Murgi Chara Toh Aapne Ghar Ka Khayegi Aur Ande Kahin Aur Jakar Degi.

Dukandar Ne Dusari Murgi Dikhayi.

Aurat Ne Phir Murgi Ke Neeche Apna Haath Rakha Aur Boli: Ye Bhi Nahi Chahiye, Dusari Murgi Dikhao.

Dukandar Bola: Issmein Kya Kami Hai?

Aurat Boli: Ye Punjab Ki Murgi Hai, Yeh Sham Ko Ghar Mein Nahi Aati Hai Aur Pakdo Toh Pakad Mein Bhi Nahi Aati Hai.

Dukandar Ne Teesari Murgi Dikhayi To Aurat Ne Phir Wahi Kaam Kiya Murgi Ke Neeche Haath Lagaya Aur Boli: Ye Bhi Nahi Chahiye Koi Aur Murgi Hai Toh Dikhao Nahi Toh Main Kisi Dusari Dukan Par Jaati Hun.

Dukandar Bola: Ab Issmein Kya Kami Hai?

Aurat Boli: Ye Dehradun Ki Murgi Hai, Yeh Thandi Area Mein Rahi Hai Jiss Se Ande Kam Deti Hain.

Dukandar Samajh Gaya Aur Usne Dusari Jaati Ki Murgi Dikhai, Aurat Ne Murgi Ke Neeche Hath Lagayi Aur Boli: Haan-Haan Yeh De Do, Yeh Bihar Ki Hai Khoob Andey Deti Hai.

Aurat Jab Dukandar Ko Murgi Ke Paise Dekar Jane Lagi To Boli: Bhaiya Aap Kahan Ke Rahne Wale Ho?

Dukandar Sharmaate Hue Bola: Ab Main Kya Bataun Ji, Aap Khud He Mere Neeche Haath Laga Ke Check Kar Lijiye.:D:D

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Ek Baar Ek Topi Waala Ek Ped Ke Neeche Topi Bech Raha Tha,

Tabhi Ek Bandar Uski Topi Japat Kar Ped Par Chad Jaata Hai,

To Topiwale Ko Apne Dada Ji Ki Sunai Hui Ek Kahani Yaad Aati Hai,

Ki Bandar Hamesha Aadmi Ki Nakal Karta Hai, Jaisa Karo Vesa Hi Vo Bhi Karta Hai.

To Usne Apni Tokri Mein Se Akhiri Bachi Topi Li Aur Bandar Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Usko Hawa Mein Ucchala.

Tabhi Dusre Ek Bandar Ne Hawa Mein Hi Vo Topi Catch Ki Aur Lekar Ped Parr Chad Gaya Aur Bola:

“Sale, Tune Kya Soocha Hamare Dada Ne Hamein Ye Kahaani Nahi Sunai Hogi“:D:D

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Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli Aayi, Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Bat Batayai To Kahi Khushi Ke Mare Mar Hi Na Jaye.

To Company Ne Apne Ek Sabse Intelligent Aur Talented Person, Ranjan (Aki) Ko Ye Kaam Sompa.

Ranjan Pahunch Gaya Ladki Ke Ghar Darwaja Khatkaya To Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Ladki Nikli, Ranjan Use Bola.

Ranjan: “Mam, Farz Karo Ki Aapki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aaye To Aap Kya Karogi?”

Ladki Pahle Sun Kar To Hairani Hui Aur Fir Boli.

Ladki: “Aap Ke Saamne Nangi Ho Jaaungi Aur Fir Nachne Lagungi, Aap Phir Meri Chut Me Apna Lund Dal Dena Aur Mere Boobs Chusna, Aur Adhe Paisi Main Aapko De Dungi”

Aur Ye Baat Sun Kar Ranjan Vahi Khushi Ke Maare Mar Gaya.:D:D

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Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ke Ghar Jata Hai.

Par Uska Dost Ghar Par Nahi Hota Kisi Kam Se Bahar Market Tak Gaya Hota Hai.

Aadmi Uski Biwi Se Puchta Hai: “Aapke Pati Kab Tak Aa Jayenge?”

Aurat Bolti Hai: “1 Gante Tak Aa Jayenge”

Aadmi: “Chalo Thodi Der Yahi Pe Unka Intzar Kar Leta Hoon”

Aadmi Wahi Sofe Pe Beth Jata Hai, Thodi Der Baad Dost Ki Biwi Se Bolta Hai.

Dost: “Babhi Ji, Agar Aap Mujhe Apna Ek Boob Dikhayengi To Mein Aapko 500 Rupaye Dunga”

Pahle To Aurat Sochti Hai Ki Sala Kya Bakwas Kar Raha Hai, Fir Socha Ki Sirf Ek Boob Hi To Dikhana Hai.

Aurat Apna Ek Boob Dikha Deti Hai Aur 500 Rupaye Le Leti Hai.

Thodi Der Baad Aadmi Phir Puchta Hai: “Agar Aap Mujhe Apne Dono Boobs Dikhayengi To Mein 500 Rupaye Aur Dunga”

Aurat Ye Sunkar Jaldi Se Dono Boobs Dikha Deti Hai Aur 500 Rupaye Le Leti Hai.

Aadmi Phir Bola: “1500 Rupaye Aur Dunga Agar Inhe Chussne Do To”

Aurat Ne Socha Choosna Hi To Hai 1500 Rupaye Bhi Mil Jayenge.

Aurat Ne Jaldi Se Apni Shirt Utari Aur Boli: “Ye Lo Choos Lo”

Aadmi Choosne Laga Use Aur Maja Aaya. Thodi Der Choosne Ke Baad Phir Kaha.

Aadmi: “2500 Rupaye Dunga Chut Bhi Dikha Do”

Aurat Ne Socha Ki Sirf Dikhani Hi To Hai 2500 Rss Mill Jayenge, Khoob Achi Shopping Karungi, Aurat Ne Jeans Utaar Ke Apni Chut Bhi Dikha Di.

Lekin Aadmi Ka Usko Dekhte Hi Sex Karne Ka Man Karne Laga Aur Bola.

Aadmi: “Babhi Ji, Bas Ek Khawish Aur, Agar Aap Sex Karne De To 5000 Rupaye Aur Dunga”

Aurat Ne Socha Chalo Ghar Par Bhi Koi Nahi Hai Aur Taste Bhi Change Ho Jayega Aur Paise Bhi Mil Jayenge, Vese Bhi Kisi Ko Kya Pata Lagna Hai

Aadmi Ne Tassali Baksh Us Se Chudayi Ki Aur Sex Karke Paise Dene Ke Baad Bola

Aadmi: “Acha Lagta Hai Unko Der Ho Jayegi Mein Phir Kabhi Aa Jaunga”

Aurat Khushi Se Boli: “Haan Ji Jaroor-Jaroor Aaiyega”

Aadmi Ke Niklte Hi Thodi Der Baad Aurat Ka Pati Aa Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.

Pati: “Mere Kisi Dost Ne Aakar Tumhe 10000 Rupaye To Nahi Diye, Jo Usne Mujhse Kal Udhar Liye The, Bol Raha Tha Ki Aaj Ghar De Jaunga“:D::D

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