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Dillii Ki Ek Colony Mein Ek Ladka Hamesha Nanga Ghumta Rehta Tha,

Jab Bhi Uske Ghar Par Koi Aata Wo Bachha Nanga Hi Milta Jiski Wajah Se Uski Maa Ko Logo Se Kayi Baatein Sunni Padti Thi.

Uski Maa Kaafi Pareshaan Aa Chuki Thi Uski In Aadaton Se, Maa Ne Ek Din Kaafi Socha Aur Iska Upaay Nikala.

Maa Ne Apne Bete Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha: “Beta, Ab Jab Bhi Koi Ghar Mein Aaya Karega To Main Jor Se Bol Diya Karungi Ki “Dilli Band” To Tum Jaldi Se Half
Pant Pehan Liya Karo.

Ladka Haan Mein Sir Hilaate Hue: “Thek Hai Mummy.”

Thode Din Baad Us Ladke Ke Ghar Mein Uski Maasi Aayi To Beta Nanga Hi Ghum Raha Tha To Maa Ne Jor Se Avaaz Lagayi Beta “Dilli Band”.

Ladka Jaldi Se Half Pant Pehan Kar Kamre Se Bahar Aa Gaya.

Ladka Massi Se: “Namastey Massi, Aap Yahan Kya Karne Aaye Ho?”

Massi Pyaar Se: “Beta Main To Yahan Par Dilli Dekhne Aayi Hun.”

Ladka: “Lekin Wo To Mummy Ne Abhi-Abhi Band Karwa Di.”

Ye Bolte Hi Ladke Ne Apni Half Pant Neeche Utaar Di.

Massi Sharam Se Lekin Hanste Hue Boli: “Beta, Main Ye Wali Nahi Bade Wali Dilli Dekhne Aayi Hun”

Ladka Jhatke Se Bola: “To Aapne Ye Pehle Kyu Nahi Bola? Main Abhi Papa Ko Bulata Hun“.:D:D

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Ek Baar 3 Shikari Aapas Mein Gappe Maar Rahe Thhe, Aur Apne Apne Shikar Ke Kisse Bata Rahe Thhe

Pahla: “Main Jungle Mein Sher Ka Shikar Karne Gaya, Aur Meri Bandook Mein 2 Hi Goliya Thhi Aur Achanak Left Aur Right Se 2 Sher Aa Gaye”

Baki Shikari: “Achha Fir?”

Pahla Shikari: “Fir Kya Samne Ek Pathar Pada Thha Mene Usko Goli Mari, Goli Ke 2 Tukde Hue Aur Dono Shero Ko Lag Gayi Aur Vo Mar Gaye”

Dusra Shikari: “Huh Ye Bhi Koi Shikar Hai, Main Batata Hun, Ek Bar Main Sher Ko Marne Gaya, Na Mere Pass Bandook Na Koi Aur Hathiyar, Aur Mere Piche Ek Sher Padd Gaya”

Baki Shikari Hairani Se: “Fir?”

Dusra Shikari: “Fir Kya Thha Main Baag Ke Ek Ped Pe Chadd Gaya Aur Mera Darr Ke Mare Susu Nikal Gaya, Aur Sher Us Susu Ki Rassi Bana Ke Uper Chadne Lag Gaya.”

Baki Shikari: “Fir?”

Dusra Shikari: “Fir Kya Jaisi Hi Vo Adhe Raste Mein Pahuncha Mene Susu Band Kar Diya Vo Niche Gir Ke Mar Gaya”

Teesra Shikari: “Abe Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Ek Bar Main Jungle Mein Gaya Mere Pass Koi Hathiyar Nahi Thha, Mene Dekha Ki Samne Ek Sher Soya Pada Hai”

Baki Shikari: “Fir?”

Teesra Shikari: “Fir Kya, Maine Uski Gaand Mein Ungli Dedi, Vo Bechara Sharam Se Hi Mar Gaya“:D:D

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Ek Ameer Ladka 5 Star Hotel Ke Bar Mein Baitha Hua Tha,

Tabhi Usne Dekha Ki Samne Ki Table Par Ek Bahut Hi Sundar Ladki Akeli Baithi Hui Hai.

Itni Sundar Ladki Dekh Kar Usne Waiter Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur 1000/- Rupaye Ka Not Tip Ke Taur Par Diya Aur Kaha.

Ladka: “Mere Khate Se Us Ladki Ko Sabse Mahangi Shempion Ki Bottle Dekar Aao”

Waiter Ne Tip Ke Paise Apni Jeb Mein Rakhe Aur Jaisa Kaha Gaya Vaisa Hi Kiya.

Ladki Ne Us Bottle Ko Le Liya Par Ek Note Likh Kar Waiter Ko Diya Aur Kaha.

Ladki: “Ye Us Ameerjade Ko De Aao”

Waiter Us Note Ko Us Ladke Ko De Aata Hai.

Note Par Likha Tha – “Agar Tumhare Paas Badi Car, Bada Ghar, Bada Bank Balance Aur 6-Inch Ka Lamba Lauda Hai To Main Ye Bottle Rakh Sakti Hoon.”

Ladke Ne Note Padha Aur Note Par Wapas Likha – “Mere Paas Badi Gaadi Hai, Bada Ghar Hai, Bada Bank Balace Hai Par Tumhare Liye Main Apne Laude Ko 3-Inch Katwa Nahi Sakta. Kirpya Bottle Wapas Kar De.“:D:D

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18 Saal Ki Ek Ladki Ek Din Apni Maan Ke Paas Gayi Aur Tabiyat Kharab Aur Ji Machlane Ki Shikayat Karne Lagi.

Uski Maan Use Lekar Doctor Ke Pass Phunchi To Paya Ki Wo Garbhwati Hai, Roti, Pitati, Use Kosti Hui Ghar Lekar Aayi Aur Boli.

Maan: “Wo Kaun Hai Jiska Paap Tere Pet Mein Pal Raha Hai Jisne Ye Kukarm Kiya Hai Jaldi Se Use Yahan Bula Nahi To Tuje Jaan Se Maar Doongi”

Ladki Ne Rote-Rote Ek Phone Kiya Lagbhag Aadhe Ghante Baad Ek Shandaar Gadi Darwaje Par Aakar Ruki,

Usmein Se Ek Sundar Sa Jawaan Ladka Nikla Aur Andar Aakar Sofe Par Baith Gaya Aur Bola.

Ladka: “Main Hi Wahi Aadmi Hoon Jiski Wajah Se Aapko Pareshani Ho Rahi Hai, Main Aap Logo Ka Apradhi Hoon, Lekin Main Uska Dhand Bhugtne Ke Liye Tayaar Hoon”

Dekhiye, Main Aapki Beti Se Shaadi To Nahi Kar Sakta, Kyunki Uske Liye Mere Pitaji Bhi Raji Nahi Honge,

Par Main Aapki Madad Kar Sakta Hoon, Main Aapki Beti Ki Saari Zindagi Ki Jimmedaari Leta Hoon”

Agar Uske Ladki Hui To Main Uske Naam Paanch Crore Rupaye, Ek Bangla, Ek Gadhi Aur Ek Factory Lagwa Doonga,

Aur Agar Ladka Hua To Uske Naam Das Crore Rupaye, Mumbai Aur Delhi Dono Shehron Mein Ek-Ek Aalishaan Haweli Aur Ek Bahut Badi Factory Banva Doonga,

Aur Agar Badkismati Se Garbhpaat Ho Gaya To….. To Aap Hi Bataiye Mujhe Kya Karna Chahiye?

Ladki Ka Pita Jo Chupchap Uski Baatein Sun Raha Tha, Dheere Se Utha Aur Ladke Ka Hath Apne Hath Mein Lekar Pyaar Se Bola.

Pita: “Beta, Bhagwaan Na Kare Agar Aisa Ho Bhi Jaye To Tum Dubara Koshish Kar Ke Dekh Sakte Ho“:D:D

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Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: “Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi Hai.”

Toh Doctor Bola Ek Kahani Suno

Ek Shikari Shikar Per Jaane Ki Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya.

Jungle Mein Chalte Chalte Uske Samne Ek Sher Aa Jata Hai

Shikari Chatri Ka Handle Kheench Ker Fire Kerta Hai Aur Sher Mer Jata Hai

80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehata Hai: “Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Ki Chatri Se Sher Mar Jaye, Jaroor Kisi Doosre Ne Goli Mari Hogi”

Doctor Kehta Hai: “Excatly Ab Samjhe Kuch“:D:D

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