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Ek Baar Ek Jungle Ke Janwaro Ki Population Bahut Bad Jaati Hai

Tang Aakar Bhagwan Ji Ko Jungle Mein Aana Pada. Sab Jaanwaro Ko Ikatha Karke Bole

Bhagwan Ji: “Tum Logo Ki Population Bahut Bad Gayi Hai, Iska Ilaaz Karne Hi Mein Tum Logo Ke Paas Aaya Hun”

Unhone Sabhi Janwaro Ke Lund Unse Cheen Liye Aur Sabko Ek Ek Parchi Bana Ke De Di Aur Bole,

Bhagwan: “Ab Main 5 Saal Baad Aaunga, Tum Log Apni Apni Parchi Dikha Kar Apna-Apna Lund Vapis Le Lena”

5 Saal Baad Bhagwan Aaye Sabi Jaanwar Line Mein Lag Kar Apni-Apani Parchi Dikha Kar Apna Apna Lund Vapis Le Rahe Thhe

Tabhi Peeche Se Ek Chooha Khushi Se Zor Zor Uchalne Laga Aur Chillane Laga

Sher Ne Puchha Tu Kyun Uchhal Raha Hai, Chooha Bola: “Aaj Main Tum Sabki Gand Fadd Dunga”

Sher Ne Uska Majak Udate Hue Bola: “Chote Se Lund Se Tu Kya Gand Fadega Be”

Chooha Bola: “Tu Nahi Janta Bhonsdi Ke Mere Haath Mein Gadhe Ki Parchi Lagi Hai“:D:D

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Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Sach Bolne Wali Ladkiya Bahut Hi Kam Hoti Hai, Khas Kar Apne Affairs Ke Bare Mein Batane Wali.

Par Aaj Ka Ye Kissa Ek Aisi Ladki Ka Hai Jisne Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Esi Baat Bol Di Jo Shayad Koi Bhi Ladki Na Bol Sakti Ho.

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Hamare Ek Dost Pankaj Ne Ek Ladki Fasayi Aur Kafi Time Dates Pe Jane Ke Baad Akhir Usko Ek Din Rat Ko Sex Karne Ke Liye Mana Hi Liya.

Hotel Ke Room Mein Jab Vo Ladki Ke Sath Sex Karne Lagta Hai To Ladki Bolti Hai.

Ladki: “Condom Ke Bina Karo Na”

Pankaj: “Nahi Nahi, Agar Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya To?”

Ladki Bindas Hoke Boli: “Arre Pagal Gabrao Mat Nahi Hoga, Baki Sab To Condom Pahan Ke Hi Karte Hai Na“:D:D

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Ek Baar 3 Aurte Mar Gayi Aur Entry Paane Se Pahle Yamraj Ne Unko Apne Pass Bulaya Aur Pucha

Yamraj First Lady Se: “Tumne Kabhi Sex Kiya?”

Aurat Ne Jawab Diya: “Haan, Shadi Se Pahle”

Yamraj: “Chal Narak Mein”

Yamraj Ne Dusri Se Pucha: “Tumne?”

2nd Lady: “Haan Ji Shadi Ke Baad Kiya”

Yamraj: “Chal Sawarg Mein”

Yamraj Ne Teesri Lady Se Pucha: “Aur Tumne?”

Tessri: “Nahi Ji Maine Kabhi Nahi Kiya”

Yamraj: “Chal Fir Mere Kamre Mein“:D:D

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Ek 6 Feet Ka Lamba Choda Pehalwaan Bas Mein Ja Raha Tha.

Conductor Uske Paas Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhai Saab Ticket Dikhao?”

Pehalwaan: “Hum Ticket Nahi Lete.”

Conductor Uska Shareer, Uske Dole Dekh Kar Ghabra Gaya Aur Shaanti Se Aage Nikal Gaya.

Lekin Ye Baat Conductor Ke Dil Par Lag Gayi Aur Usne Gym Join Kar Liya.

Har Roz Wo Uss Pehalwaan Se Ticket Ke Liye Poochhta Aur Har Baar Pehalwaan Kehta: “Hum Ticket Nahi Lete.”

Iss Baat Ko 5-6 Mahine Ho Gaye Aur Ab Conductor Bhi Lamba, Choda Aur Tagda Ho Gaya.

Agle Din Conductor: “Haan Bai, Ticket Le Le.”

Pehalwaan Apni Usi Awaaz Mein: “Hum Ticket Nahi Lete”

Conductor Chhati Chodi Karke Aur Dole Dikhate Hue Bola: “Kyon Be, Kyon Nahi Lete?”

Pehalwaan: “Pass Banwa Rakha Hai, Isliye Nahi Lete.“:D:D

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Baba Saxidas Ke Un Logo Ke Liye Kuchh Upaye Jo Apna Sara Jeevan Choot Ke Piche Kharab Kar Dete Hai

1. Hum Sab Log Choot Ke Liye Gidgidate Hai, Choot Ka Qaidi Ban Na Chhodiye Aur Muth Mariye Aur Apne Pairo Pe Khade Ho Jayiye.

2. Jo Sapne Mein Ladki Dekh Kar Sapne Mein Hi Usko Chodne Ki Shamta Rakhte Hai Vo Sada Khush Rahte Hai

3. Aajkal Ladkiyo Ki Choot Is Kadar Fatti Hoti Hai Ki, Choot Marne Se Jyada Maja Muth Marke Aata Hai

4. Jaisi Koi Bhi Balatakari Choot Marne Ke Bad Uski Kami Ke Bare Mein Shikayat Nahi Karta, Aisi Hi Sachha Muthmar Bhi Shikayat Nahi Karta.

5. Choot Mar Kar Apne Lund Ko Beemari Laga Kar Choot Ko Chhodne Se Acha Hai Muth Mar Ke Lambe Samaya Tak Iska Ananad Lena.

5. Choot Marne Ke Liye Kamra Dhundne Aur Paisi Kharch Karne Se Acha Hai, Kahi Bhi Kabhi Bhi Muth Maro Aur Chalte Bano

So Dosto Choot Ke Piche Bhagna Chhodo Aur Muth Mar Ke Dikha Do Ladkiyo Ko Ki, Apna Haath Jagannaath.:D:D

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