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Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab IndiaPe British Raaz Tha.
Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To Ek Restraunt Mein Gaya
Par Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe Likha Tha: " Only For British People "
Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order Diya
Order To Aa Gaya, Par Saath MeinManager Ek British Police Wale KoBhi Le Aaya
Police Wala: " Tum Ye Chiken NahiKha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke Saath Karoge Wo Main Tumhare Sath Karunga, Agar Tu Iski Taang Todega To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga "
Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki Batti Jali,
Usne Chicken Ki Gaand Ki Jagha Ungli Dali Aur Masala Nikaal Kar Chatne Lag Gaya ,
Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Gaand Kar Ke Bola.
Santa: " Lo Janab Haazir Hai":D:D

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Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Bhadiya Hai.

Har Koi Apne Desh Ki Police Ko Behtar Bata Raha Tha, Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye.

To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chod Diya,

Aur Chaar Ghante Baad America Ki Police Ko Sher Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja.

America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya.

Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja.

Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya.

Sher Ko Phir Se Jungle Main Chod Diya Aur Indian Police Ko Bheja Gaya.

Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi.

To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Ghus Gaye.

Ghane Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi

Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “Kabool Kar Bahan Ke Laude, Ki Main Hi Sher Hoon“:D:D

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Ek High Court Ka Judge Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki Jungle Ke Raste Meun Uski Car Kharab Ho Gayi

Door Tak Nazar Daudayi To Ek Jagah Bulb Jalta Dikhai Diya, Judge Raat Wahi Gujarne Ke Irade Se Udhar Chal Pada

Knock Kiya To Andar Se Aurat Ki Aawaz Aay: “Kaun Hai?”

Judge: “Main High Court Ka Judge Hun, Meri Car Kharab Ho Gayi Hai So Main Raat Gujarna Chahta Hun Yaha”

Darwaja Khula Aur Saamne Ek Sexy Aurat Khadi Thhi

Aurat: “Mere Paas Ek Hi Room Hai Aur Bed Bhi Ek Hai”

Judge: “Aap Chinta Na Kare Main High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.”

Dono Jab Sone Ke Liye Bistar Par Pahunche To

Aurat: “Mujhe Sirf Bra Aur Painty Mein Sone Ki Aadat Hai?”

Judge: “Aap Jaise Chahe Soye, Main High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.”

Aurat Ne Sare Kapde Utare Aur Bra And Panty Mein Let Gayi Aur Thodi Der Baad Boli

Aurat: “Mujhe Saath Mein Lete Insaan Se Lagg Ke Aur Uske Uper Taang Rakh Ke Sone Ki Adat Hai”

Judge: “Madam Aap Jaise Marji Soiye Mujhe Koi Problame Nahi Main High Cort Ka Judge Hun.”

Raat Gujar Gaye Subah Judge Sahab Bahar Baithe Chai Pee Rahe The To Unhone Dekha Ki Us Aurat Ne 2 Murge Aur 10 Murgiya Paal Rakhi Thi

Jinme Se Ek Murga Jo Langda Tha, Wo Sab Murgiyo Ke Piche Bhag Raha Tha Aur Dusra Ek Murga Chupchap Baitha Tha

Judge Se Ye Dekh Kar Raha Nahi Gaya

Judge: “Ye Dusra Murga Chupchap Baitha Hai.. Kya Ye Bimar Hai?”

Aurat: “Nahi …. Ye High Cort Ka Judge Hai“:D:D

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Beta Apne Papa Se Circus Dekhne Ke Liye Zidd Karta Hai.

Son: “Papa Circus Dekhne Chalo Na.”

Papa: “No Son, I Am Very Busy.”

Son: “Papa Usmein Ek Ladki Ne Bina Kapdon Ke Sher Pe Sawari Ki Hai.”

Papa: “Bahut Ziddi Ho Gaye Ho, Har Baat Zidd Karke Manva Hi Lete Ho, Chalo Bahut Din Ho Gaye Maine Bhi Sher Nahi Dekha.”

Iske Aage Ki Kahaani,

Beta Aur Papa Circus Dekhne Gaye. Papa Ne Sabse Aage Wali Seat Ki Ticket Li.

Lion Show Shuru Hua Aur Khatam Bhi Ho Gaya Par Bina Kapdon Ki Ladki Nahi Aayi.

Sara Circus Show Kahatam Hone Ke Baad Papa Apne Bete Se: “Tumne To Kaha Tha Ki Ek Ladki Bina Kapdon Ke Aayegi?”

Son: “Bina Kapdon Ke To Sher Kaha Tha Papa, Ladki Nahi.”

Ab Aap Jaroor Ye Message Dubara Padhoge.:D:D

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Santa Aur Uski Patni Preeto Chalti Car Mein Hi Sex Ke Mood Mein Aa Gaye.

Dono Ne Apne-Apne Kapde Utaare Aur Chalti Gaadi Mein Sex Shuru Kar Diya.

Achanak Car Ka Accident Ho Gaya, Car Pichak Gayi Aur Santa Car Mein Buri Tarah Se Fas Gaya Lekin Preeto Aaram Se Bahar Nikal Gayi,

Santa Chillaya: “Preeto, Ja Bhaag Kar Kahi Se Help Ke Liye Kisi Ko Bula Kar La”

Preeto Sharmate Hue Boli: “Ji Main Aise Hi Nangi Kaise Jaun?”

Santa Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bola: “Ek Kaam Kar, Meri Pagdi Choot Pe Laga Le, Aur Jute Gaand Pe Laga Le.

Preeto Ne Aisa Hi Kiya Aur Wahaan Se Chali Gayi, Ek Mechanic Dukaan Tak Pahuchi Aur Boli.

Preeto: “Bhai Sahab, Please Meri Madad Karo, Mere Pati Buri Tarah Se Fase Hue Hai, Unhe Nikalne Mein Meri Madad Kijiye”

Aadmi Preeto Ke Aage Lagi Pagdi And Pichhe Jute Dekh Kar Hairani Se Bola.

Aadmi: “Madam Wo To Dikh Hi Raha Hai Kitni Buri Tarah Fase Hue Hai, Nikaalne Mein Madad To Kar Dunga, Par Pahle Ye To Batao Ye Poora Andar Ghuse Kaise?“:D:D

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