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Ek Bar Pathan Toilet Karne Jungle Mein Jaata Hai. Vo Toilet Kar Hi Raha Hota Hai Ke Achanak Ek Saap Uski Gand Mein Ghus Jata Hai.

Vo Bhagta Hua Apne Ghar Jaata Hai. Gharwale Saap Ko Nikalne Ke Liye Ek Sapere Ko Bulate Hai.

Sapera Saamp Ko Bahar Nikalne Ke 200/- Rupaiye Mangta Hai. Deal Pakki Hone Ke Baad Sapera Been Bajana Shuru Karta Hai.

Been Ki Awaaz Sunkar Saap Bahar Aata Hai, Lekin Sapere Ko Dekh Ke Fir Se Andar Ghus Jata Hai. Ye Khel Ek Dedh Ghante Chalta Hai.

Itni Der Tak Been Bajane Ke Baad Sapera Thak Kar Been Bajana Band Kar Deta Hai. Aur Bina Paise Liye Hi Waha Se Jaane Lagta Hai.

Tabhi Pathan Piche Se Use Awaj Deke Bolta.

Pathan: “Arre Bhai Kaha Ja Raha Hai? Tu 1000/- Rupaiye Lele, Lekin Been Bajata Reh, Kyunki Ab Mujhe Maza Aane Laga Hai.”:D:D

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Ek Bar Pathan Toilet Karne Jungle Mein Jaata Hai. Vo Toilet Kar Hi Raha Hota Hai Ke Achanak Ek Saap Uski Gand Mein Ghus Jata Hai.

Vo Bhagta Hua Apne Ghar Jaata Hai. Gharwale Saap Ko Nikalne Ke Liye Ek Sapere Ko Bulate Hai.

Sapera Saamp Ko Bahar Nikalne Ke 200/- Rupaiye Mangta Hai. Deal Pakki Hone Ke Baad Sapera Been Bajana Shuru Karta Hai.

Been Ki Awaaz Sunkar Saap Bahar Aata Hai, Lekin Sapere Ko Dekh Ke Fir Se Andar Ghus Jata Hai. Ye Khel Ek Dedh Ghante Chalta Hai.

Itni Der Tak Been Bajane Ke Baad Sapera Thak Kar Been Bajana Band Kar Deta Hai. Aur Bina Paise Liye Hi Waha Se Jaane Lagta Hai.

Tabhi Pathan Piche Se Use Awaj Deke Bolta.

Pathan: “Arre Bhai Kaha Ja Raha Hai? Tu 1000/- Rupaiye Lele, Lekin Been Bajata Reh, Kyunki Ab Mujhe Maza Aane Laga Hai.”:D:D

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Bar Pathan Toilet Karne Jungle Mein Jaata Hai. Vo Toilet Kar Hi Raha Hota Hai Ke Achanak Ek Saap Uski Gand Mein Ghus Jata Hai.

Vo Bhagta Hua Apne Ghar Jaata Hai. Gharwale Saap Ko Nikalne Ke Liye Ek Sapere Ko Bulate Hai.

Sapera Saamp Ko Bahar Nikalne Ke 200/- Rupaiye Mangta Hai. Deal Pakki Hone Ke Baad Sapera Been Bajana Shuru Karta Hai.

Been Ki Awaaz Sunkar Saap Bahar Aata Hai, Lekin Sapere Ko Dekh Ke Fir Se Andar Ghus Jata Hai. Ye Khel Ek Dedh Ghante Chalta Hai.

Itni Der Tak Been Bajane Ke Baad Sapera Thak Kar Been Bajana Band Kar Deta Hai. Aur Bina Paise Liye Hi Waha Se Jaane Lagta Hai.

Tabhi Pathan Piche Se Use Awaj Deke Bolta.

Pathan: “Arre Bhai Kaha Ja Raha Hai? Tu 1000/- Rupaiye Lele, Lekin Been Bajata Reh, Kyunki Ab Mujhe Maza Aane Laga Hai.”:D:D

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Pappu Bachpan Mein Bada Hi Shaitan Tha, Aur Badi Sharate Kiya Karta Tha

Ek Din Uske Rishtedari Mein Ek Shadi Thi, Santa-Preeto Iss Sharat Par Shaadi Mein Lekar Jate Hai Ki Wo Kisi Se Bolega Nahi,

Pappu Sharat Maan Kar Shadi Mein Aa Jata Hai, Aur Sharat Ke Mutabik Kisi Se Nahi Bolta,

Lekin Thodi Hi Der Mein Ek Aadmi Pappu Ki Shikayat Lekar Santa-Preeto Ke Paas Aa Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai,

Aadmi: “Aapka Bachha Bahut Hi Gande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha Hai”

Santa: “Kis Tarah Ke Ishare Kar Raha Tha?”

Aadmi: “Pehle To Usne Hath Mein Lund Bana Kar Dikhaya, Phir Hath Mein Chut Bana Kar Dikhayi Aur Uske Baad Hath Se Chodne Ka Ishara Karne Laga”

Santa Ne Pappu Ko Bulaya Aur Usko Bahut Danta Aur Pucha: “Kya Gande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha Tha Be Tu?”

Pappu: “Main To Hath Se Lund Bana Kar Inse Puch Raha Tha Ki Aap Ladke Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya?”

Jab Ye Kuch Nahi Bole To Mene Chut Bana Kar Pucha Ki Aap Ladki Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya?

Jab Ye Dono Baar Mein Kuch Nahi Bole Tab Mene Inse Ishare Mein Pucha: “Jab Ladka Aur Ladki Kisi Bhi Side Se Nahi Ho To Yaha Kya Gand Marvane Aaye Ho?“:D:D

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Ek Bahut Bade Taapu(Island) par Lund pradarshan chal raha tha.

kafi Desho ke aadmi apne apne vishal lode le kar competition kar rahe the.

America-10 meter.
Japan-20 meter
Pakistan-30 meter
African-50 meter

Taalion ki goonj ke sath sabse bade lund ka inaam africa ko diya jata hai.

Tabhi waha police aagai aur unhone F.I.R dikhai ke ye prize africa ko nai diya ja sakta,

Santa ne complaint darz karwai hai ke ye prize ussi ko diya jana chahiye.

Sab hairan ho kar bole ke santa to aya bhi nai to wo kaise inaam ka haqdar hua.police wala bola
"F.I.R poori to padho.

Salo ye competition kisi taapu pe nai santa ke lund pe Chal Raha hai":D:D

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