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Added 11 months ago

"Girlfriend Se Gift To Hum Sabhi Ko Milte Rahte Hai, Par Aisa Gift Kisi Ko Nahi Mila Hoga Jo Is Ladke Ko Mila, To Kya Tha Gift? Pade Is Joke Mein, Aur Haste Haste Paagal Ho Jaye."
Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Ek Gift Manga.
Girlfriend Ne Use Ch@@t Ka Ek Baal De Diya.
Ladka Wo Baal Le Kar Sunaar Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kaha: “Ye Chaandi Ke Box Mein Saja Ke Do”
Sunaar Ne Do Din Ka Time Diya.
Do Din Baad Jab Ladka Baal Lene Aaya To Sunaar Ne Puchha: “Ye Kisi Bade Sadhu-Sant Ka Baal Hai?”
Ladka: “Ye Sant Ka Nahi Meri Girlfriend Ki Ch@@t Ka Baal Hai”
Sunaar Ye Sunte Hi Gusse Se Paagal Hoke Bola: “Behen Ke L@de, Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya, Hum Sab Ghar Walon Ne 3-3 Baar Dho Ke Piya Hai“

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Added 11 months ago

Ek Police Wale Ne Apni Biwi Aur Bacchon Ko Chhuttiyon Mein Ghumane Ke Liye Goa Jane Ka Plan Banaya,
Par Kisi Wajah Se Usko Kam Se Teen Din Rukna Pada, Par Bachho Ki Zid Par Usne Apni Biwi Aur Bachhon Ko Goa Pahle Bhej Diya.
Teen Din Baad Jaise Hi Wo Goa Hotel Ke Kamre Mein Pahuncha, Apni Biwi Ko Dekh Kar Uska KARNE Ka Man Karne Laga,
Usne Apni Patni Ko Apni Ichha Batayi To Uski Patni Bhi Utejit Ho Gayi. Lambi-Lambi Sansein Lene Lagi Par Phus-Phusate Hue Boli.
Patni: “Nahi Darling, Ham Yahaan Nahi Kar Sakte Bacche Dekh Lenge”
Uske Pati Ne Kaha: “Tum Theek Kah Rahi Ho, To Chalo Samundar Ke Kinare Chalte Hai”
Thodi Der Baad Dono Samundar Ke Kinare Par Pahunch Gaye Aur Khali Jagah Dekh Kar Dono Aapas Mein Lipat Gaye.
Achanak Hi Ek Police Wala Wahan Aa Gaya Aur Jor Se Chillaya.
Police Wala: “Chalo, Apne Kapde Pahno, Sharm Aani Chahiye Tum Logon Ko, Ye Koi Sex Karne Ki Jagah Hai? Tumahara Challan Katega, Jurmana Bharna Padega”
Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Ek Taraf Kiya Aur Police Wale Ko Kaha.
Pati: “Aap Theek Kah Rahe Hai Par Ye Mujhe Kayi Dinon Baad Mili Hai Isliye Main Apne Aap Ko Rok Nahi Paya Aur Main Bhi Ek Police Wala Hoon, Aur Ye Bahut Sharmnaak Hoga Agar Aap Mujhe Police Wala Hote Hue Jurmana Lagayenge”
Doosre Police Wale Ne Thodi Der Socha Aur Phir Kaha.
Police Wala: “Koi Baat Nahi Sir, Aap Chinta Na Kare, Ham To Waise Hi Ek Hi Department Ke Hai, To Main Aap Par Koi Jurmana Nahi Lagaunga Par Is Gashti Ko Pichhle Teen Din Mein Aaj Teesri Baar Maine Yahaan Pakda Hai, Ise To Jurmana Dena Hi Padega....;) {D=XXX=D}

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Added 1 year ago

Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha-
Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..
6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..

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