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Baadshah Akbar Ke Paar Ek 12 Inch Ka Chhota Sa, Pyara Sa Ghoda Tha.

Birbal: Jahanpanah... Apko Yeh Ghoda Kahan Se Mila?

Akbar: Ek Baba Ne Diya Tha. Unse Jo Bhi Maango Woh De Dete Hain.

Birbal: Jahanpanah, Main Bhi Baba Ke Paas Jaaunga, Mujhe Bataiye Ki Vo Kahan Milenge?

Akbar Ne Us Baba Ka Thikana Birbal Ko Bataya Aur Bole: Jao Birba.. Par Khayal Rahe Ki Baba Ek Hi Muraad Poori Karte Hain Aur Thoda Ooncha Sunte Hain.

Birbal Baba Ke Paas Se Jab Laut Kar Aaye Toh Akbar Ko Bataya: Jahanpanah.... Maine Baba Se Ek Bori Heere Maange The Aur Baba Ne Mujhe Ek Bori Kheere De Diye.

Akbar: Toh Tumne Kya Socha Tha Ki Main Baba Se 12 Inch Ka 'Ghoda' Maanga Tha.:D:D

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Ek Baar Ek Topi Waala Ek Ped Ke Neeche Topi Bech Raha Tha,

Tabhi Ek Bandar Uski Topi Japat Kar Ped Par Chad Jaata Hai,

To Topiwale Ko Apne Dada Ji Ki Sunai Hui Ek Kahani Yaad Aati Hai,

Ki Bandar Hamesha Aadmi Ki Nakal Karta Hai, Jaisa Karo Vesa Hi Vo Bhi Karta Hai.

To Usne Apni Tokri Mein Se Akhiri Bachi Topi Li Aur Bandar Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Usko Hawa Mein Ucchala.

Tabhi Dusre Ek Bandar Ne Hawa Mein Hi Vo Topi Catch Ki Aur Lekar Ped Parr Chad Gaya Aur Bola:

“Sale, Tune Kya Soocha Hamare Dada Ne Hamein Ye Kahaani Nahi Sunai Hogi“:D:D

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Ek 6 Feet Ka Lamba Choda Pehalwaan Bas Mein Ja Raha Tha.

Conductor Uske Paas Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhai Saab Ticket Dikhao?”

Pehalwaan: “Hum Ticket Nahi Lete.”

Conductor Uska Shareer, Uske Dole Dekh Kar Ghabra Gaya Aur Shaanti Se Aage Nikal Gaya.

Lekin Ye Baat Conductor Ke Dil Par Lag Gayi Aur Usne Gym Join Kar Liya.

Har Roz Wo Uss Pehalwaan Se Ticket Ke Liye Poochhta Aur Har Baar Pehalwaan Kehta: “Hum Ticket Nahi Lete.”

Iss Baat Ko 5-6 Mahine Ho Gaye Aur Ab Conductor Bhi Lamba, Choda Aur Tagda Ho Gaya.

Agle Din Conductor: “Haan Bai, Ticket Le Le.”

Pehalwaan Apni Usi Awaaz Mein: “Hum Ticket Nahi Lete”

Conductor Chhati Chodi Karke Aur Dole Dikhate Hue Bola: “Kyon Be, Kyon Nahi Lete?”

Pehalwaan: “Pass Banwa Rakha Hai, Isliye Nahi Lete.“:D:D

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Added 2 years ago

Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Bhadiya Hai.

Har Koi Apne Desh Ki Police Ko Behtar Bata Raha Tha, Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye.

To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chod Diya,

Aur Chaar Ghante Baad America Ki Police Ko Sher Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja.

America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya.

Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja.

Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya.

Sher Ko Phir Se Jungle Main Chod Diya Aur Indian Police Ko Bheja Gaya.

Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi.

To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Ghus Gaye.

Ghane Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi

Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “Kabool Kar Bahan Ke Laude, Ki Main Hi Sher Hoon“:D:D

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Beta Apne Papa Se Circus Dekhne Ke Liye Zidd Karta Hai.

Son: “Papa Circus Dekhne Chalo Na.”

Papa: “No Son, I Am Very Busy.”

Son: “Papa Usmein Ek Ladki Ne Bina Kapdon Ke Sher Pe Sawari Ki Hai.”

Papa: “Bahut Ziddi Ho Gaye Ho, Har Baat Zidd Karke Manva Hi Lete Ho, Chalo Bahut Din Ho Gaye Maine Bhi Sher Nahi Dekha.”

Iske Aage Ki Kahaani,

Beta Aur Papa Circus Dekhne Gaye. Papa Ne Sabse Aage Wali Seat Ki Ticket Li.

Lion Show Shuru Hua Aur Khatam Bhi Ho Gaya Par Bina Kapdon Ki Ladki Nahi Aayi.

Sara Circus Show Kahatam Hone Ke Baad Papa Apne Bete Se: “Tumne To Kaha Tha Ki Ek Ladki Bina Kapdon Ke Aayegi?”

Son: “Bina Kapdon Ke To Sher Kaha Tha Papa, Ladki Nahi.”

Ab Aap Jaroor Ye Message Dubara Padhoge.:D:D

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