Story SMS [Funny Story SMS]

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Ek Chor Ek Crore Rupaye Aur Bahut Sara Gold Chori Karke Bhaaga.

Police Piche Padi Hui Thi, Isliye Bachne Ke Liye Ek Gunge, Bahre Insan Ke Ghar Ghus Gaya,

Maal Ek Kone Mein Rakh Kar Gunge Se Bola: “Kal Aake Le Jaunga”

Dusre Din Aaya To Dekha Maal Wahan Nahi Tha,

Puchha To Gunga Aise Ishare Karta Mano Wo Kuch Nahi Janta.

Chor Apne Ek Aise Dost Ko Le Aaya Jo Gungo Ki Bhasha Janta Tha.

Chor Bola: “Isko Puchh Maal Kahaa Hai Bata De Nahi To Shoot Kar Dunga”

Gunga Chor Ka Lahza Aur Ishara Samjh Gaya Aur Dar Kar Uske Dost Ko Isharo Mein Samjhaya

“Ghar Ke Pichhe Jo Ped Hai Uske Niche Daba Rakhe Hai”

Chor Ko Kuch Samjah Mein Nahi Aaya To Usne Dost Se Puchha: “Kya Bolta Hai?”

Dost: “Bolta Hai Goli Marde, Main Nahin Bataunga“:D:D

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Friends Aaj Main Aapko Ek Real Chota Sa Par Pyara Sa Kissa Sunata Hun

Hamara Ek Dost Hua Karta Thha Surya Pratap Singh, Bechara Sari Zindagi Ladkiyo Ke Chakkar Kaat Ta Raha Par Kisi Se Bhi Setting Na Ho Payi

Atlast, Kisi Tarha Se Gharwalo Ne Koshish Kar Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Se Uska Rishta Tay Kar Diya.

Shadi Hui Hum Logo Ne Enjoy Kiya, Aur Wo Suhagrat Manane Chala Gaya

Agle Din Hum Freinds Ne Pucha: “Bhai Fir Kaisi Rahi Fir Teri Suhagrat?”

To Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Yaar Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Par Gaanv Ki Ladki Se Shadi Mat Karna”

Humlogo Ne Hairan Hoke Puchha: “Kyu Be Kya Hua? Esa Kyu Kah Raha Hai, Gaanv Ki Ladkiya To Bechari Badi Bholi Hoti Hai”

Rote Hue Bola: “Haan Yaar Thik Bole, Tabhi Mujhe Rat Ko Bolti Hai, Ji Ye Meri Pahli Suhagrat Hai, Agar Koi Galti Ho Jaye, To Mujhe Apni Choti Bahan Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena“:D:D

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Ek Budhiya Mar Kar Yamraj Ke Paas Pahunchi Aur Rote Hue Puchha.

Budhi: “Yamraj Ji, Mujhe Waqt Se Pahle Hi Kyun Utha Liya?”

Yamraj: “Budiya, Dimaag Mat Chaat, March Mein Closing Thi Target Poora Karna Tha“.:D:D

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Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.

Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.

Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.

Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.

Santa Maan Gaya.

To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”

Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha

Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha

Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“:D::D

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Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.

Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,

Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.

Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.

Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.

Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.

“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“:D:D

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