Special SMS [Cricket Special SMS]

Husband Wife Watching An Ipl Match Together: :)))
After 5 Minutes:
Wife: Is This Bret Lee?
Husband: No, This Is Chris Gayle,
Bret Lee Is A Bowler.
Wife: Okay, Oh Look, Another Wicket.
Husband: No,
This Is Just A Replay Of The Last One.
Wife: Hmm,
Looks Like India Is Going To Win This One.
Husband: It's Bangalore Vs Mumbai.
Wife: How Many Runs They Need To Win Now?
Husband: 72 Runs In 36 Balls.
Wife: Eh!
That's Easy, Just 2 Runs In 1 Ball.
Husband: *Turns Off The Tv*
Wife: *Turns It On Again And
Starts Watching Sarswati Chand
Husband: Who Is Sarswati Chand Here?
Wife: Don't You Dare To Disturb Me. :)

BACHPAN K CRICKET RULES
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>Nine eento (bricks) ki wicket hogi
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>Pehli ball try hogi
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>Jo boundary se baher phenke ga, khud wapis laye ga
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>Batting team umpiring kare gi
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>Deewar ko direct laga to Six, ball baher gayi to out :P
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>Akhri batsman akela kr sakta hai :)
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>Jo ball baher phenke ga, khud laye ga,
na mili to khud kharidkr layega.:P
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>Chote bache sirf fielding karenge :-D
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>Jab andhera ho jaye to ball slow karai jayegi
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>Deewar ko lag k catch hua to"NOT OUT"

Oh Guru, tezz hawa chale toh
Sar pe hoarding gir jate hain,
Aur aakhri over maiden jaye to
Captain ka sar phir jata hai.

AFRIDI- Hum Sachin ko
Kisi haal me century nai banana denge.
SHOAIB- Magar hum use rokenge kaise,
Wo to Gazab ki form mein hai ??.
AFRIDI-Hum under 100 All Out ho jayenge.

Cricket (2/-2)
(1)
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan
Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Aati Hai Sabki Baari But
Just For Once Hai
Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur
Humhi Audiance Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai
Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Jeevan Ke Utar Chadav Ball Ki
Inswing Aur Outswing Hai