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Hamare Khas Dost Rathi Ji Ne Public Toilet Mein Peshab Karte Hue Paas Wale Ka Lund Dekha.

Uske Lund Par Likha Tha Rathi, Apne Jaat Bhai Ko Dekh ke Khush Hote Hue Puchha.

Rathi: “Bhai Sahab Aap Bhi Rathi Hai?”

Aadmi: “Nahi Main Brahmin Hoon”

Rathi: “Phhir Aap Ke Lund Par Rathi Kyu Likha Hai?”

Aadmi: “Chutiye, Khada Hoga Tab Dekhna, Uspar Likha Hoga RAmnarayan tripaTHI“:D:D

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Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola

“Yaar, Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai?”

Banta: “Konsa Sawal?”

Santa: “Agar Dakiya “Daak” Lekar Aata Hai Toh, Chutiya “Chut” Lekar Kyun Nahi Aata”:D:D

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Chinki Ne College Ki Class Mein Enter Kiya To Usne Dekha Ki Uski Seat Pe Ek Ladka Betha Tha

Chinki Ne Usko Bade Pyar Se Bola: “Bhai Saab, Aap Meri Seat Par Bethe Hai”

Ladke Ne Apne Liye Bhai Shabd Suna To Gusse Mein Chinki Ko Bola

Ladka: “Main Tumhara Bhai Kaise? Mere Baap Ne To Kabhi Tumhari Maan Ko Touch Bhi Nahi Kiya”

Chinki Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya: “Lekin Mere Baap Ne To Kiya Tha Tumhari Maan Ko“:D:D

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किसी कागज पर वजन रखो
तो वो अपनी जगह से नहीं हिलता है
न्यूटन
पर सरकारी कागज पर
वजन रखो तो वो तेजी से हिलता है
न्यूटन का भाई टनाटन|:D:D

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जियो सिम वाले दिन भर डाटा ON रखते है
पहले 250 MB का डाटा रिचार्ज करवाते थे
और काम निकलते ही ऐसे OFF करते थे
जैसे मूतने के बाद चड्डी|:D:D

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