Jokes SMS [Double Meaning Sms]

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Q : “Aadmi Or Bandar Mein Kya Farak Hai?”
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A : “Bandar Hamesha Daal Per Ucchalta Hai Or
Aadmi Andar Daal Kar Ucchaltaa Hai“.:D:D

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Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ji Car Ko Road Par Park Kar Ke Peshab Kar Rahe Thhe To Paas Se Jate Ek Foreigner Ne Ruk Kar Unse Pucha

“Aapke Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?”

Sardar Ji Replied: “Nahi Hamare Yahan Hume Khud Hi Pakad Ke Karna Padta Hai“:D:D

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Agar Aap Aur Aapke Life Partner Hamesha Khush Aur Sukhi Jeevan Bitana Chahte Hain To

Istemaal Kre
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“Kohinoor…”

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Basmati Rice.

Acha Khaoge Tabhi To Achha Soch Paoge.:D:D

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Gupta Ji Ke Ghar Sharmaji Aaye. Guptaji Apne Bachhon Ki Pehchaan Karane Lage.

Ye Meri Beti Rani. Shadi Se Pehle Hum Mumbai Mein 'Rani Baag' Ghumne Jaaya Karte Thhe.... Uski Yaad Mein Iska Naam Rani Rakha.

Sharmaji: Wah... Pyari Bitiya Hai.

Ye Mera Beta Taj. Shadi Ke 5 Saal Baad Second Honeymoon Pe Hum Agra Gaye Thhe. Uski Yaad Mein Humne Iska Naam Taj Rakh Diya.

Sharmaji: Wah!!! Bahut Sochke Naam Rakhe Hai Aapne.

Aur Yeh Mera Chhota Beta Kohinoor.

Sharmaji: Kya Baat Hai!?! Matlab Aap London Mein Kohinoor Heera Dekh Aaye???

Guptaji: Arey Nahi !!! Hum Toh Precaution Le Rahe Thhe..... Lekin Iss Brand Ne Dhokha De Diya!!!:D:D

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Question: “Duniya Mein Sab Se Pahli Gaali Kisne Di Thi?”
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Answer: “Dronacharya Ne Arjun Ko – Arjun, Baan Chhod“

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