Jokes SMS [Double Meaning Sms]

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Ek Bar Ek Baccha Class Mein Aane Ko Late Ho Gaya

Teacher Gusse Se: “Kya Tumhe Period Miss Hone Ka Zara Bhi Ehsas Nahi Hai”

Ladka: “Mam, Bahut Ehsas Hai Mujhe. Ek Bar Meri Sister Ne Meri Mom Ko Kaha Ki Mujhe Period Nahi Aaye.
Ye Sun Kar Meri Maa Behosh Ho Gayi,
Daddy Ko Heart Attack Ho Gaya
Aur Hairani Ki Baat Hai Ki
Hamara Driver Kaam Chod Ke Baag Gaya“:D:D

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Ladki: “Jaanu Mere Muh Mein Daalo, Main Choosungi”

Ladka: “Nahi Nahi, Tum Kha Gayi To Main Kya Karunga?”

Ladki: “Yaar Itne Kanjus Na Bano, Tum Doosri Cornetto Le Lena“:D:D

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Ek Pathan Beech Bazaar Mein, Bade Gusse Se Ek Fakir Ka Gala Daba Raha Tha Aur Ulta Seedha Bol Raha Tha.

Police Ne Aakar Bechaare Fakir Ko Pathan Ke Chungal Se Chudwaaya Aur Pathan Se Puchcha: Pathan, Kya Baat Ho Gayi? Tum Is Fakir Ko Kyon Maar Rahe Ho ?

Pathan, Gusse Se: Humne Isse Kitne Baar Bola Ki Hum Aise Aadmi Nahi Hai Aur Ye Baba Phir Bhi Haath Faila-Faila Ke Bolta Raha:

Ek Baar De Dey Baba, Ek Baar De Dey Baba Fir Nahi Aayga...:D:D

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Santa Ne English Class Join Kar Rakhi Thi,

Banta Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Santa Se Puch Ke Aata Hun Ki Kesa Chal Raha Hai,

Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar Lunga.

Par Jaise Hi Santa Ke Ghar Pahuncha To Santa Ko Dekh Ke Uske Hosh Udd Gaye

Santa Buri Tarha Se Zamkhi Tha, Shareer Ke Har Hisse Pe Pattiya Lipti Hui Thi.

Banta: “Oye Ye Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe”

Santa Rote Hue: “Kuch Nahi Yaar Padosan Ki Billi Mere Murge Ko Khane Ke Liye Uske Piche Padi Rahti Thi.”

Banta: “To?”

Santa: “Maine Uske Pati Ko Angrezi Mein Bol Ke Samjhaya To Usne Peet Peet Kar Meri Ye Halat Kar Di”

Banta Hairani Se: “Abe Esa Kya Bola Tha Tune”

Santa: “Keep An Eye On Your Wife’s Pussy, She Is After My Cock“:D:D

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Sexiest Message On A Girl’s T-Shirt:

Sirf Sochne Se Nahin…

Sirf Dekhne Se Nahin…

Kuch Karne Se Bada Hota Hain…

Aur Khada Hota Hain…

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“Insaan“

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