Jokes SMS [Double Meaning Sms]

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Madam Sahiba Bathroom Se Naha Ke Jaisi Hi Bahar Nikli To Dekha Ki Naukar Keyhole Se Usko Jhank Raha Tha

Madam Guse Se: “Kyu Jaank Raha Tha Tu?”

Naukar Masumiyat Se: “Bibi Ji, Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Main Nahane Ja Rahi Hun, Tum Doodh Dekhte Rahna“:D:D

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Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Pati Patni Ke Kamre Mein Se Suni Gayi Kuch Baatein

Pati: “Ab Kaisa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?”

Patni: “Kal Raat To Hadd Hi Ho Gayi,

Uff Do Ghante,

Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gayi,

Saare Kapde Geele Ho Gaye,

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte The,

Magar Kal To Poore Do Ghante Tak Saans Hi Nahi Aayi,

Ek Ghanta Bhi Bahut Tha,

Ye Do Ghante Ka Bijli Ka Cut To Jaan Hi Nikal Leta Hai“:D:D

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Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To Kele Wale Ne Kaha.

Kelewala: “Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai”

Mallika Sherawat: “Kaise Diye?”

Kelewala: “Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12)”

Mallika Sherawat: ” Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol“:D:D

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Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai

Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.”

Santa: “My Penis In Ur Hand”

Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai

Santa: “Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha“:D:D

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Santa Apne Bete Pappu Se Bola

Santa: “Agar Apni Girlfriend Se Pehli Mulakat Mein Agar Tujko Su-Su Jana Ho To Kya Kahega?”

Pappu: “Daddy Bolunga Ke Ek Special Dost Se Haath Milane Ja Raha Hu, Jisse Teri Mulakaat Bahut Hi Jaldi Karvaunga Aur Tu Us Se Milkar Bahut Khush Hogi“:D:D

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