Jokes SMS [Double Meaning Sms]

David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Raat Ko Hamesha,

Kapde Utaar Ke Sona Chahiye.

Mera Matlab Rassi Se,

Kyun Ke Baarish Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hota.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 years ago

किसी लड़की की चोली में कलर,
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मेरा मतलब किसी लड़की के दामन में
रंग डालकर खुशिया फैलाये, अच्छा लगेगा|:D:D

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Teacher In Class: “Nidhi, Badi Hokar Tum Kya Karna Chahti Ho?”

Nidhi: “Main Himalaya Par Chadna Chahti Hun”

Teacher: “Aur Jay Tum?”

Jai: “Main Apna Naam Badalkar Himalaya Rakhna Chahta Hun“:D:D

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She - लड़के केवल शादी से पहले तक दब कर रहते है

He - नही शादी के बाद भी तुम
ऊपर चढ़ कर करना मुझे कोई प्रॉब्लम नही है

She - भक्क ठरकी|:D:D

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Dosto Ye Kuch Line Hai Jo Dukandar Aurto Ko Bolkar Jaanbhuj Ke Maje Lete Hai

Bank Cashier: “Madam Aap So So Ke Lengi?”

Fruit Seller: “Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega”

Cloth Seller: “Ek Minute Dekh To Lo, Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi.”

Tailor: “Madam Blouse Mein Hum Ne Aap Ka Rakha, Ab Peticoat Mein Aap Ko Hamara Rakhna Padega”

Dhobi: “Bibiji Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikal Do, Baaki Kaam Mera”

Petrol Wala: “Kitna Daalu Madam??”

Auto Wala: “Madam Aage Se To Nahi Jayega, Piche Se Le Lu ?”

Photostat Wala: “Madam Aage Aur Peechhe Dono Taraf Karu Ya Ek Hi Side??”

Paper Wala: “Madam Aap So Rahi Thi, Aapko Pata Nahi Chala, Kal To Mein Niche Se Dal Gaya Tha”

Chudi Wala: “Andar Nahin Ghus Raha”

Mobile Recharge Wala: “Kitna Dalu Madam?”

Repair Wala: “Madam Aise Nahi Hoga, Pura Khol Ke Tasalli Se Karna Padega”:D:D

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