Jokes SMS [Double Meaning Sms]

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 years ago

Boy:-Me 4 sal ka hu,Aur tum?

Girl:-Me bhi 4 sal ki hu.

Boy:-To fir chal na,Sharmana kya?

Girl:-Kahan....???
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Boy- polio Ki dawai pine !!
Tum v na khamo kha sak karti ho.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 years ago

Patient To Doctor:
Aapne Nurse Bahut Achhi Rakhi He
Uska Haath Lagte Hi Main Theek Ho Gaya

Dr : janta Hu,
Thapad Ki Aawaz Yaha Tak Aa Rahi Thi.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 years ago

Question: Aisa Kya Hai Jise Bina Hilaye
Dulaye Upar-Niche Kiya Ja Sakta Hai?
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Answer: Taapmaan (Temperature)

Abe Hamesha Galat Hi Mat Socha Karo,
Kabhi Kabar Sharif Bhi Ban Jaana Chahiye.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 years ago

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai.

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Example:

Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc

Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 years ago

Pagalkhane Me Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro?
Pagal- Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Bra Aur Panty Bhi.
Aur Dhyaan Rahe
Aainda Kabhi Mere Kapde Nahi Pehanna !
Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami.:D:D

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