Jokes SMS [Double Meaning Sms]

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Girlfriends Are Like "Ghadi Detergent",
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“Pehle Istemaal Karo Phir Vishvas Karo“:D:D

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Dolly Apni Saheli Shalini Se: “Mujhe Bahut Bachav Rakhna Padta Hai Ki Kahi Main Pregnent Na Ho Jaun.”

Shalini: “Lekin Mene To Suna Hai Ki Tumhare Pati Ne Operation Karva Liya Hai.”

Dolly: “Are Tabhi To Mujhe Bachav Rakhna Padta Hai.“:D:D

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Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Car Mein Ja Rahe The,

Ladke Ne Kisi Sunsaan Jagah Par Car Rok Kar Kaha: “Agar Mein Tunhare Sath Munh Kaala Karu To Tum Shor To Nahi Machaogi?”

Ladki Bhi Bindas Thhi Boli: “Agar Tum Muh Kala Na Kar Sake To Jarur Shor Machaungi.“:D:D

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Pappu Ki Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachhho Ko Samjhate Hue Bola.

Teacher: “Bachho, Gareebon Se Hamesha Pyar Se Pesh Aana Chahiye”

Pappu Ek Dam Se Bola: “Achha, Ab Samjha”

Teacher: “Kya?”

Pappu: “Tabhi Papa Naukrani Ko Gale Lagate Hai, Mummy Doodhwale Ko Aur Didi Driver Ko“:D:D

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Jaisa Ki Kal Aapne Pada Ki Teacher Ke Puchne Pe Pappu Ne Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ji Kab Khush Hote Hai.

Teacher Is Jawab Ko Sunkar Khamosh Ho Gayi Aur Socha Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Jyada Hi Kharab Hai Ise Sabak Sikhaya Jaye

To Usne Pucha: “Chal Ab Ye Bata Ki Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Dukhi Kab Hote Hai?”

Pappu Bhi Apna Akhir Pappu Thha Usne Jawab Diya

Pappu: “Jab Koi Ladki Bina Shadi Kiye Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Tab Uski Maa Saara Iljam Bhagwan Ko Dete Hue Kahti Hai, Hey Bhagwan, Ye Tune Kya Kiya?“:D:D

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