Jokes SMS [Santa Banta Jokes Sms]

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 13 months ago

संताः मैं बहुत कंजूस हूं.
बंताः वह कैसे?
संताः मैं अकेले ही हनीमून पर चला गया और
आधे पैसे बचा लिए।
बंताः मैंने तो हनीमून के सारे पैसे बचा लिए।
संताः वह कैसे?
बंताः मेरा एक दोस्त जा रहा था तो मैने अपनी
पत्नी को उसके साथ भेज दिया।:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya”

Banta Hairani Se: “Achha, Abe Aisa Konsa Mssg Hai?”

Santa: “Battery Low”

Banta Khush Hote Hue: “Abe Jaldi Se Mere Ko Forward Kar, Sabko Darayenge“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 1 year ago

Santa Aur Banta Shehar Mein Aaye Aur Zindagi Mein Pehli Baar Rikshaw Dekha.

Santa Rikshaw Dekh Ke Bola.

Santa: “Dekho Kitna Chhota Taanga Hai”

Banta: “Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jesa Dikhta Hai“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe, Ek Din Santa Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha.

Santa: “Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ke, Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay?”

Pathan Huste Hue: “Very Simple, Jootay Se Maar Do Saale Ko.“:D:D

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Santa Aur Banta Dono Theke Par Baith Ke Daaru Pee Rahe The.

Santa Har Ek Peg Ke Baad Jeb Se Kuch Nikaal Kar Dekhta Aur Phir Jeb Mein Daal Leta.

Banta: “Oye Ye Tu Baar Baar Kya Dekh Raha Hai Jeb Se Nikaal.

Santa: “Oh Yaar Biwi Ki Photo Hai, Jab Sunder Lagne Lagegi To Iska Matlab Chadh Gayi Hai?”:D:D

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