Jokes SMS [Santa Banta Jokes Sms]

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?

Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.

Sir:Wo Kaise?

Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!:D:D

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Santa Samundar Mein Dahi Daal Raha Tha.

Banta: “Santa, Ye Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Santa: “Lassi Bana Raha Hoon”

Banta Gusse Se: “Isliye Log Ham Pe Joke Marte Hai, Itni Lassi Tera Baap Piyega“

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Santa Valentine Par Apne Dost Banta Se Puchhta Hai,

Santa: “Yaar Maine Apni Girl Friend Ko Valentine’s Gift Dena Hai, Kya Doon?”

Banta: “Gold Ring De De”

Santa: “Koi Badi Cheez Bata”

Banta: “Fir M.R.F. Ka Tyre De De“:D:D

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Santa Beemar Tha, Banta Uska Pata Lene Uske Ghar Gaya.

Uske Ghar Pahunchte Hi Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha,

Banta: “Oye Tu Doctor Ke Pass Jane Wala Tha To Uska Kya Hua?”

Santa: “Yaar Kal Jaunga Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai“

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Garmiyon Mein Ek Din Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Kisi Kaam Se Jata Hai.

Garmi Ki Vajah Se Buri Tarah Se Paseene Se Nahaya Hota Hai, Aur Santa Se Bola

Banta: “Yaar, Ye Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?”

Santa: “Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Pata Hi Nahi Chalta“:D:D

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