Jokes SMS [Santa Banta Jokes Sms]

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संता : जब मेरी नई नई शादी हुई थी तो मुझे
बीवी इतनी प्यारी लगती थी कि मन
करता था खा जाऊं!
बंता : और अब?
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संता : खा ही जाता तो अच्छा था!:D:D

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संता और बंता :
जीतो बीमार पति से: जानवर के डॉक्टर को मिलो तब आराम मिलेगा!
संता: वो क्यों?
जीतो: रोज़ सुबह मुर्गे की तरह जल्दी उठ जाते हो, घोड़े की तरह भाग के ऑफिस जाते हो, गधे की तरह दिनभर काम करते हो, घर आकर परिवार पर कुत्ते की तरह भोंकते हो, और रात को खाकर भैंस की तरह सो जाते हो, बेचारा इंसानों का डॉक्टर आपका क्या इलाज करेगा?:D:D

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Santa Aur Banta Kafi Acche Friends Thhe Par Kisi Vajah Se Dono Alag Alag Ho Gaye

Kafi Saalo Ke Baad Dono Ek Hi Shahar Mein Ek Dusre Ko Mile Aur Bade Khush Hue

Santa Ne Banta Ko Bola: “Yaar Hum Dono Ki Ab Shadi Bhi Ho Gayi Hai, Kal Babhi Ko Leke Mere Ghar Aao Na”

Banta Maan Gaya Aur Agle Din Apni Biwi Ke Sath Dinner Karne Santa Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaya

Dono Ne Khana Khaya Aur Ikathe Daru Pee, Kuch Peg Peene Ke Baad Santa Ek Dum Se Bola

Santa: “Yaar Aaj Bada Maja Aya, Kyu Na Is Maje Ko Double Kiya Jaye”

Banta Khush Hoke: “Haan Yaar Bolo Kya Kare?”

Santa: “Chal Aaj Wife Ki Adla Badli Karte Hai”

Banta Pahle To Sharmaya Par Fir Santa Ki Biwi Ko Dekh Ke Bola Chal Kar Hi Lete Hai

Dono Wife Adla Badli Karke Apne Apne Kamre Mein Guss Gaye

Subha Banta Utha Aur Santa Ki Biwi Ko Bola

Banta: “Mera Yaar Santa Vakiye Hi Bada Lucky Hai, Usko Tum Jaisi Kitni Hot Biwi Mili Hai”

Ladki Hairan Hote Hue: “Oye Biwi Kaisi Biwi? Usne To Mujhe Ek Raat Ke Liye Paisi Deke Bulaya Thha”

So Dosto, Aap Logo Ne Dekha Ki Hamare Santa Ka Dimag Vese Chahe Slow Chalta Ho Par Aise Mamle Mein To Ultra Fast Hai.:D:D

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Banta Santa Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Use Pattiyo Mein Lipte Bed Par Pade Dekh Kar Chonk Gaya Aur Bola.

Banta: “Ye Kya Haal Bana Rakha Hai?”

Santa: “Yaar, Kal 10 Logo Ki Bheed Ne Mujhe Mil Ke Pita”

Banta: “To Tune Phir Kya Kiya?”

Santa: “Maine Saalo Se Kaha Abe Salo naamardo Ek-Ek Karke Aao Phir Dekho Main Tumhari Kaise Aisi Tesi Karta Hun”

Banta: “Phir Kya Hua?”

Santa: “Phir Kya? Salo Ne Ek-Ek Kar Ke Pita“:D:D

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Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behes Ho Rahi Thi.

Banta: “Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon Par Akela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye”

Santa: “Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Mene Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye“.:D:D

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