Jokes SMS [Santa Banta Jokes Sms]

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Ek Baar Santa Ne Reliance Ka Mobile Purchase Kiya Or Banta Ko Dikhate Hue Bola

Santa: “Yaar Ek Bat Mujhe Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Mein Aayi”

Banta: “Konsi?”

Santa: “Yaar Reliance Ke Phone Ke Piche 3g Cdma Kyun Likha Hota Hai?”

Banta: “Oye Yaar Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, 3g Cdma Ka Matlab Hai = 3 Gujrati Chor – Dhiru, Mukesh, Anil.“:D:D

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Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hai,

Banta: “Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata?”

Santa: “Yaar, Main Bachpan Mein Bahut Taqatwar Tha”

Banta: “Achha Wo Kaise???”

Santa: “Meri Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar (Head) Pe Uthha Leta Tha“:D:D

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Banta: “Do You Know English?”

Santa: “Yes”

Banta: “Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?”

Santa: “So Simple, Naag Do Not Punch Me“:D:D

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Santa And Banta Jungle Mein Ghumne Gaye, Saamne Se Ek Sher Aa Gaya

Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Matthi Phenki, Aur Santa Ko Chilla Kar Bola

Banta: “Oye Baag Jaldi Se”

Santa: “Main Kyun Bhaagu, Matti To Tune Phenki Hai.”:D:D

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Santa Ke Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasveer Lagi Hui Dekh Kar Banta Ne Puchha.

Banta: “Ye Tasveer Kyun Laga Rakhi Hai?”

Santa: “Laughing Buddha Lene Gaya Tha, Dukandar Ne Kaha Ye Latest Hai Le Lo“:D:D

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