Jokes SMS [Santa Banta Jokes Sms]

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Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Khas Yaar Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Vo Meri Padosan Priya Na Bahri Hai”

Banta Hairani Se: “Wo Kaise?”

Santa: “Maine Use I Love You Kaha To Boli, Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai“.:D:D

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Santa Ki Jab Nayi Nayi SHadi Hui Thhi To Wo Apni Patni Ke Har Kaam Mein Nukks Nikalta Thha.

Ek Din Santa Apni Patni Ko Kehta Hai.

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Gadhi, Yeh To Fry Kerna Thha”

Kuchh Din Bad

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Ullu Ki Pathi, Yeh To Boil Karna Thha”

Kuchh Din Beete To Santa Ek Din Fir Bola

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Is Bar Usski Patni Ne Dono Tarah Ke Bana Liye.

Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Aur Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa Dono Ando Ko Dekhte Hue Kuch Soch Ke Bola

Santa: “Arrey Badd Dimag, Tere Ko Nahi Akal Wane Wali”

Biwi Hairan Hote Hue: “Ji, Ab Kya Hua?”

Santa Gusse Se: “Jis Ande Ko Fry Kerna Thha Uss Ko Boil Ker Diya Aur Jis Ko Boil Kerna Thha Uss Ko Fry“.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Banta Se: “Mere Dada Ji Ne 1857 Wali Jung Mein 50 Dushmano Ki Tangein Kaat Di Thi”

Banta Hairan Hokar: “Achha, Arrey Wah, Par Gardane Kyu Nahi Kaati?”

Santa: “Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui Thi“:D:D

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Santa : School male hai ki
female....?

Banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta
bhi hota hai aur periods bhi ....

BC very confusing ...!!:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa - tune panni pi lya jo mane tujhe diya tha...?
Banta - wo tho mane 5 minets pehele hi pi lya.....!
Santa - sale 5 minets ruk nhi sakta tha kya.....?
Banta - nhi mujhe kafi pyeass lag rhi thi....islye pi lya....!
Santa - abe sale jo tujhe maine panni ka gilaas dya tha usme mere doggi ka susu tha.....!
Banta - tu pagal hai kya.....?

Santa - hum pagal nhi hai humara tho dimaag kharb hai....::D:D

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