Jokes SMS [Santa Banta Jokes Sms]

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Santa Aur Banta Shehar Mein Aaye Aur Zindagi Mein Pehli Baar Rikshaw Dekha.

Santa Rikshaw Dekh Ke Bola.

Santa: “Dekho Kitna Chhota Taanga Hai”

Banta: “Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jesa Dikhta Hai“

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संता :-- कौन सी कास्ट ( जाति ) के लोग अच्छे नागरिक होते हैं ?
बंता :-- बनिए ……!
संता :-- वो कैसे..?..
बंता :-- हर जगह लिखा होता है, देश के अच्छे नागरिक "बनिए" ! देशभक्त "बनिए"

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Santa Ke Jale Hue Lips Dekh Kar Banta Ne Hairani Se Puchha

Banta: “Oye Tere Lips Kaise Jal Gaye?”

Santa: “Yaar Wo Biwi Ko Station Choddne Gaya Tha, Khushi Ke Maare Train Ke Engine Ko Hi Choom Liya“:D:D

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Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai.

Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”

Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“:D:D

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Santa Banta Ek Ladki Ka Rape Karte Hue Pakde Jaate Hai.

Police Unko Identification Parade Ke Liye Bulati Hai

Jaisi Hi Ladki Unki Identification Karne Ke Liye Kamre Mein Aati Hai

Dono Zor Se Chila Ke Bolte Hai: “Yahi Thee, Yahi Thee“

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