Jokes SMS [Santa Banta Jokes Sms]

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Santa Apne Padosi Dost Banta Se Bola.

Santa: “Abe Aaj Subha Tere Kutte Ne Meri Kitaab Faad Di”

Banta: “Main Use Abhi Saja Deta Hoon”

Santa: “Rahne De Bhai, Maine Saja De Di Hai”

Banta Hairani Se: “Kaise?”

Santa: “Maine Uske Katore Ka Doodh Pee Liya“:D:D

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संता : यार मुझे अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड को कोई बर्थ डे गिफ्ट देना है
क्या दूँ
बंता : डायमन्ड रिंग दे दे
संता : ना यार कुछ एसा बता जो उसने कभी पहना ना हो !!
बंता : जैन्टस कच्छा दे दे|:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Aur Banta Ek Bar Me Baithe Gappe Maar Rahe The.

Ek Aadmi Unke Paas Aake Baith Gya Aur Pucha:

“Kya Baatein Chal Rahi Hai?”

Santa: “Hum 14 Crore Pakistaniyo Aur Sunny Leone Ko Marne Ki Planning Kar Rahe Hai.”

Aadmi: “Sunny Leone Ko Kyu Mar Rahe Ho?”

Santa Ne Banta Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Muskura Ke Bola

“Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Koi Bhi 14 Crore Pakitaniyo Ki Parwa Nahi Karega.”:D:D

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Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai.

Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: “Kya Hua Banta?”

Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Aur Nayi Le Lenge”

Banta: “Gadi Ke Andar Dekha, Santa”

Santa Dekhta Hai Ki Ek Bahut Sundar Ladki Gadi Mein Mari Padi Hai.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ladkiyo Ki Kami Hai Aur Mil Jayengi”

Banta: “Abe Bhonsdi Ke, Ladki Ke Muh Mein Dekh“

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Santa Aur Banta Bethe Baat Kar Rahe Thhe

Santa: “Yaar Jab Tu Paida Ho Raha Thha To Tune Sir Pahle Nikala Ya Pair”

Banta: “Maine Pair Pahle Nikale, Aur Tune?”

Santa: “Mene To Bhai Sir Nikala Thha”

Banta: “Kyu?”

Santa: “Purane Log Kahte Hai Kisi Ki Phati Mein Tang Nahi Adani Chahiye“:D:D

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