Jokes SMS [Santa Banta Jokes Sms]

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Santa Apne Dost Banta Se Puchhta Hai.

Santa: “Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Mein Kitne Desh Hai?”

Banta: “Arey, Pagal Is Duniya Mein Ek Hi To Desh Hai – Jiska Naam India Hai, Baki To Sab Videsh Hai“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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संता : तेरा भाई आजकल क्या कर रहा है?

बंता : एक दुकान खोली थी, पर अब जेल में है!

संता : वो क्यों.?

बंता : दुकान हथोड़े से खोली थी:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Ne Badi Udaasi Ke Mood Mein Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola

Santa: “Kal To Gajab Ho Gaya, Platform Par Bheed Mein Meri Biwi Najane Kaha Kho Gayi Thi, Mere To Hathon Ke Tote Hi Ud Gaye”

Banta: “Ohh Ye To Bahut Bura Hua, Kitne Tote The?“:D:D

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Santa Ne Khush Hote Hue Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola

Santa: “Maine Ek Aisi Cheez Banai Hai, Jiske Sath Deewar Ke Aar-Paar Bhi Dekh Sakte Hai”

Banta Hairan Hote Hue: “Oye-Hoye Kya Cheez Hai?”

Santa: “Chhed“:D:D

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Ek Din Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Khushi Se Bata Raha Tha.

Santa: “Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai, Main Kahta Hun Garam Paani Leke Aao To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai”

Banta: “Garam Paani Hi Kyun?”

Santa: “Arey, Garam Paani Se Bartan Achhi Tarha Dhulte Hai Na“.:D:D

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