Jokes SMS [Insult Sms]

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Mera nuwber change ho gaya h

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Chappal ka

agar tujhe purani chahiye to lejana..

Pagal..
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Sarmana mat....
Tu dost h mera,
haq se mang.....;)\:D=XXX.;)

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Added 4 years ago

Santa: main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per sher tha.
Banta: phir kya hua?
Santa: maine sher se kaha, pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.

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Son: mom,papa bahut sharif he

Mom: wo kaise beta

Son: papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he

To apni ek aankh

Bandh kar lete he

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Added 4 years ago

Babli - Teacher Teacher! 'Bus' Male
hai ya Female ?
(Teacher thinks 'such a cute question)
Suddenly another kid (Bunty) replied-

Teacher, Teacher It's Female
Babli-Why?
Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte
Hain, Idiot.

Teacher got tensed with answer
whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female
Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To
Uske Bacche- Kyo nahi hote ?

Teacher more tensed...
Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us
Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.

Teacher sharm se pani pani.
But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi
Peeche Se Chadte Hain, par Driver
Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte
Hain. Phir Bachche -Kyon Nahin Hote?

Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono
Topi pehanke Chadte Hain.
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Teacher Behosh!

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Added 4 years ago

Dr: aapko brain tumer hai

Pataint: oh great news(khush khabari)

Dr: aap itne khush kaise hai ?

Pataint:isase yah saabit hota hao ki mere paas dimag to hai.

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