Jokes SMS [Facebook Jokes Sms]

Added 3 years ago

Reason explained by a girl after
Breakup:
.
Agar wo jaan bhi mang laita to
hans ke de deti..
.
Par
.
Kambakht ne
Facebook ka Password mang
liya.

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Added 3 years ago

बेटा : पापा एक बात बतानी है आपको ;-(
पापा : क्या
बेटा : मैंने फेसबुक पर लडकियों के नाम से 10 फेक आईडी बना रक्खी हैं
पापा : तो मुझे क्यों बता रहा है नालायक ? >:o
बेटा : वो जो आप बार बार आकृति सामरिया पर फ्रेंड रिक्वेस्ट भेज रहे है वो मेरी ही फेक आईडी है पापा.:D:D

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Added 3 years ago

Puchha Mujhse Chand Sitaro Ne.
Tujhe Bhula Diya Kya Tere Yaaron Ne?
.
.
.
Main Muskurakar Bola,
.
..
.
“Bhul To Nahi Sakte,
.
.
.
Bus Lage Honge Kamine kisi ladki ke fb comments mai "add me plz" "add me plz" karne main.:D:D

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Added 3 years ago

Kuch Saal Pehle Log Jab Neend Se Jaagte The,

To Pahle Bhagwan Ki Tasveer Dekhte The,

Ab Log Jaagte Hai To Sabse Pahle,

Missed Call, SMS, Aur.

Facebook Notification Check Karte Hai.

Aray Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai.:D:D

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Added 3 years ago

Dhadkan Ruk Gayi Meri Ye Sunkar, Jab Light Gayi Orr Kaam Wali Bai Ne Kaha

“What The Hell Is This, Ab Main Facebook Pe Status Kaisi Update Karungi“:D:D

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