Jokes SMS [Students Jokes Sms]

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Professor To Students: “Ek Platform 2 Km Lamba Hai, Aandhi Chal Rahi Hai 60km/h Ki Speed Se, Ek Train Aayi Aur Delhi Se Mumbai Ki Taraf Chali Gayi”

To Sawal Ye Hai Ke: “Meri Umar Kitni Hai?”

Sab Bachhe Hairaan Ho Ke Ek Dusre Ki Shakal Dekhne Lage.

Pappu Ne Jawab Dene Ke Liye Hath Uthaya.

Pappu: “Sir Aapki Umar 42 Saal Hai”

Professor: “Good, Lekin Tumne Kese Calculate Kiya?”

Pappu: “Sir Hamare Ghar Ke Paas Ek Admi Rahta Hai, Wo Aadha Pagal Hai Aur Uski Umar 21 Saal Hai“:D:D

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School Mein 1st Class Ka Exam Tha, Ek Bachhe Ne Bench Par Khade Hokar Exam Sheet Par Susu Kar Diya.

Teacher Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Student Se Puchha: “Oye Ye Tune Kya Kiya?”

Student: “Sorry Ma’am, Lekin Mummy Ne Kaha Tha Jo Pahle Aaye Wohi Karna.“:D:D

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Student 1: Mere 97.9% hain..

Student 2: Mere 98.1% hain..

Student 3: Mere 99.2% hain..

Delhi University: Aur dikhao Aur dikhao.:D:D

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Teacher: “Who Is Mahatma Gandhi?”

Awesome Reply By A Back Bencher Student

“He Is The One Who Helped Munna Bhai To Impress His Girlfriend!“:D:D

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Ek Sawal Puchha

Teacher: “Murgiyo Ki Tange Choti Kyu Hoti Hai Batao?”

Santa: “Sir Agar Murgiyo Ki Tange Lambi Hogi Toh Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge Na“:D:D

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