Jokes SMS [Students Jokes Sms]

David Posted In Jokes SMS
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मिडिल क्लास : थैंक गॉड हम दस लाख नहीं
कमाते,
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नहीं तो पांच सौ की सब्सिडी
चली जाती।:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Teacher Ne Pappu Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Akbar Kon Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Mam, Akbar Ek Gay Thha”

Teacher Ke Ye Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Ki Pappu Kya Bol Raha Hai.

Teacher: “Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho”

Pappu: “Mam Humne Hamesha Laila–Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival Ka Naam Suna Hai, Par Sirf Akbar-Birbal Hi Kyu?”

Bechari Teacher Bhi Kya Jawab Deti.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Teacher To Student: “Semester System Ke Fayde Batao?”

Student: “Fayde To Pata Nahi, Par Beizatti Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jaati Hai“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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जरूरी नही लड़का आवारगी की वजह से फेल हो
रहा हो हर बार ....
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हो सकता है वो डिप्टी सीएम की तैयारी कर रहा
हो ।

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Teacher = हमारी पृथ्वी किसका चक्कर लगाती है?

Pappu = सूर्य का

Teacher = Good,हमारी पृथ्वी का चक्कर कौन लगाता है?

Pappu = नरेंद्र मोदी

Teacher = Very Good.:D:D

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