Jokes SMS [Alok Nath Jokes Sms]

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Added 2 years ago

Meanwhile, Alok Nath vote dene gaye par aashirwaad de kar chale aaye.:D:D

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Sunny loene - Get ready to Die
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Alok Nath - Par mere sir me to baal hi nai hai Beti.

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Ek Baar 3 Shikari - Alok Nath , CID Aur Rajnikant Aapas Mein Gappe Maar Rahe Thhe, Aur Apne Apne Shikar Ke Kisse Bata Rahe Thhe

Alok Nath : “Main Jungle Mein Sher Ka Shikar Karne Gaya, Aur Meri Bandook Mein 2 Hi Goliya Thhi Aur Achanak Left Aur Right Se 2 Sher Aa Gaye”
Baki Shikari: “Achha Fir?”
Alok Nath : “Fir Kya Samne Ek Pathar Pada Thha Mene Usko Goli Mari, Goli Ke 2 Tukde Hue Aur Dono Shero Ko Lag Gayi Aur Vo Mar Gaye"

CID : “Huh Ye Bhi Koi Shikar Hai, Main Batata Hun, Ek Bar Main Sher Ko Marne Gaya, Na Mere Pass Bandook Na Koi Aur Hathiyar, Aur Mere Piche Ek Sher Padd Gaya”
Baki Shikari Hairani Se: “Fir?”
CID : “Fir Kya Thha Main Baag Ke Ek Ped Pe Chadd Gaya Aur Mera Darr Ke Mare Susu Nikal Gaya, Aur Sher Us Susu Ki Rassi Bana Ke Uper Chadne Lag Gaya.”
Baki Shikari: “Fir?”
CID : “Fir Kya Jaisi Hi Vo Adhe Raste Mein Pahuncha Mene Susu Band Kar Diya Vo Niche Gir Ke Mar Gaya”

Rajnikant : “Abe Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Ek Bar Main Jungle Mein Gaya Mere Pass Koi Hathiyar Nahi Thha, Mene Dekha Ki Samne Ek Sher Soya Pada Hai”
Baki Shikari: “Fir?”
Rajnikant: “Fir Kya, Maine Uski Gxxnd Mein Ungli Dedi, Vo Bechara Sharam Se Hi Mar Gaya“

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Added 3 years ago

Alok Nath attempted suicide after
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watching movie
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Gangs of Wasseypur.

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Air hostess to Alok Nath :

Sir, kya lenge?

Alok Nath - Puri,sabji,khir,laddu aur Mathura ke Pede.

Air hostess-Sir, aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,
Vijay mallya k shraadh me nahi....;):D@vid:

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