Jokes SMS [Bollywood Jokes Sms]

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Reporter : आप जब भी शादी करेंगी आपके पति का नाम जरूर बड़ा होगा|

Sonakshi : क्यों?

Reporter : क्योंकि "जिसकी बीवी मोटी उसका भी बड़ा नाम है":D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Sunny Leone Jaisa Sachcha Aur Achcha Pyar Koi Kar Hi Nahin Sakta. 50 Cameras Ki Nazar Us Pe Hoti Hai,

Saara Movie Crew Bhi Hota Hai Sets Pe Lekin Uska Pura Dhyan Apne Partner Pe Hota Hai, Khul Kar Aur
Tassalli Se Pyar Karti Hai.

Aur Ek Hamare Yahan Ki Ladkiyan...
Akele Mein, Band Kamre Mein,
Yahan Tak Ki Andhere Mein Bhi Jhik Jhik Karti Rehti Hain!!!

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Agar khelna Hain toh mere ball se khelo
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Mere dil se nhi
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Apki sunny leone :D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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हमारी अधूरी कहानी गाना इतना रोमांटिक
है !
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गाना सुनते ही मैं अपनी GF को मिस करने
लगा।
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साला बाद में याद आया मेरी तो कोई GF ही
नहीं है|:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Sunny Leone said today...
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"Mereko pehle se maalum thha.
Isliye ye line chhod di".:D:D

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