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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Valentine day ke lie mai usi tarikey se intezar kar rhaa hoon jaise

China waale cricket world cup ka intezar kar rahe hai

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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India team is best team ever
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Sabko batting miltey hai :-:D:D

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इंग्लैंड और इंडिया के मैच के बाद
धोनी की माँ : ‘बेटा ज़रा मार्केट से सब्जी ले
आना’।
धोनी : ‘नहीं माँ पब्लिक मारेगी’।
माँ : "मेरी साडी पहन के जा, कोई
नहीं पहचानेगा…॥
मार्केट में .... धोनी साडी पहन के ...
एक औरत - "कैसे हो धोनी ??’।
धोनी( चकरा गया ) : ‘आपको कैसे पता चला??’
औरत : ‘अबे में रैना हु…।:D:D

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1) "Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi, BCCI Se Ab Kya Kehna"...
- Yuvraj To Dhoni
2) "Dil Aisa Kisi Ne Mera Toda, Carrier Ke Annt (End) Ki
Taraf Mooda"...
- Sehwag, Gambhir
3) "Bhoola Dena Mujhe, Hai Alvida Tumhe, Tumhe Khelna
Hai, Mere Bina"...
- Sachin, sir
4) "Chanda Ne Pucha Taaron Se, Taaron Ne Pucha
Hazaaro Se... Sabse Pyaara Kaun Hai..... Papa, Mere
Papa...
- Stuart Binny
5) "Khaali Haat Aaye The Ham, Khaali Haath
Jaayenge"...
- Raina (Duck Specialist)
6) "Kya Karu Ooo Ladies, Ooo Ladies, Mai Hun Aadat Se
Majboor"...
- Virat Kohli (Mr. Flying Kisser)
7) "Ham Toh Hai Aandhi, Ham Toh Hai Toofan, Dadagiri
Kisi Ki Chalegi Nahi Yahan"
- Dhoni (Like A Boss)
8) "Run Barse, Dhule Team India, Ho Run Barse"...
- Umesh Yadav, Ishant Sharma (Run Machine For
Opponents)
*But Finally One Thing Is Common In Everyone's List*
~ E-Sasura Is Baar Ka World Cup India Naa Ho
Paayega...!! :D:D

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Added 3 years ago

India lost test metch
Becuse
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"Pk"
Is releasing that day.
Sub ne milkar plan banaaya tha anushka
Bhabhi ki film jarur dekhege.:D:D

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