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Pathan Apne Dost Se: “Yara Hum Subha Se Bohat Preshan Hai”

Dost: “Kyun Khan Sahab, Kya Hua Hai?”

Pathan: “O Yara, Subah Se Hum Ko Koi Battery Low Ke Number Se Miss Call De Raha Hai“:D:D

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Saas Apne Teeno Damado Ka Pyar Janane Ke Liye Dariya Mein Kud Gayi,

Ek Damad Ne Bachaya To Saas Ne Usko Maruti Car Gift Mein Di,

Dusre Din Phir Kud Gayi, Dusre Damad Ne Bachaya To Usko Motorcycle Di,

Teesre Din Fir Kud Gayi To Teesre Damad Ne Socha Ki Sirf Cycle Milegi Iss Liye Bachaya Nahi,

Agle Din Usko Mercedes Mili Jo Uske Sasur Ne Gift Di.:D:D

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Ek Din Ek Murgi Bazaar Mein Anda Lene Ke Liye Gayi Shop Par Jaakar Usne Kaha: “Bhai Ek Anda Dena”

Dukandar Ne Hairan Hokar Puccha Ki: “Tune Ande Ka Kaya Karna Hai?”

Murgi Boli: “Mere Pati Ne Kaha Hai Ki 2 Rs Ki Cheez Ke Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Na Kharab Kar“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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मै इस देश को उस दिन भ्रष्टाचार मुक्त मान लूंगा
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जब भारतीय रेल के शौचालय में
रखा मग्गा चेन से मुक्त हो जायेगा।।:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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जब 2 ट्रकों के बीच में
घुस के पेशाब करने वाला बंदा भी
स्वच्छ भारत मिशन पे ज्ञान देता है
तो मानवता से
विश्वास सा उठ जाता है।:D:D

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