Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 years ago

Ye Hitler Ke Zamane Ki Baat Hai.

Vo Stage Pe Chadd Ke Speach De Raha Thha.

Hitler: “Meri Dictionary Mein Impossible Ka Word Nahi Hai”

Piche Se Bheed Mein Santa Nikla Aur Bola

Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Dekh Ke Leni Chahiye Thhi Na“:D:D

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Added 4 years ago

Snta teacher ban gya . Usne exam k liye ques. Paper banaya .
Paper dekhte hi saare bachhe behosh ho gye.. Questions are like
1). China kis desh me h?
2). 15 Aug kis date ko aati h?
3). Green rang kis color ka hota h?
4). Tamatr ko hindi m kya bolte h?
5). Mumtaz ki kabr me kon dafan h?

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Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?
Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya H
Snta-Q?
Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate..
Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Santa - Phone pe itni dhimi aawaz me
kisse bat kr rhe ho??
Banta-Bahan hai.!
Santa-To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye.?
Banta -Teri hai.!!

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Santa Banta Jungle Me.
Samne Sher,
Banta, Ne Sher Ki Aakho Me Mitti Feki
aur Santa Ko Bhaagne Ko Kaha
Santa:Main Q Bhaagu?
Mitthi To Tune Fenki Hai...

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