Jokes SMS [Santa Funny Sms]

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Santa Subha 6 Baje Uth Kar Teyaar Ha Raha Tha, Preeto Ko Bola

Santa: “Preeto Jaldi Se Se Khana Bana De, Aaj 8 Baje Kutto Ki Race Hai Maine Waha Jaana Hai.”

Preeto Hairan Hokar: “Bas Rahne Do Ji Aap To, Chala Aapse Jata Nahi Aur Chale Ho Race Lagane.“:D:D

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Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?

Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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संता ने बहुत कठोर तपस्या की..
प्रसन्न होकर भगवान: - मांगो वत्स..क्या वर चाहिये.?
संता: - "सिस्टम से चलिये प्रभु.. पहले तपस्या भंग करने के लिए अप्सराएं आती है..
उनका क्या हुआ.?:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Teen Poultry Farms Ki Inspection Ho Rahi Thi,

Inspector: “Aap Murgiyon Ko Kya Dalte Ho?”

Sharma: “Ji, Bajra”

Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him”

Phir Usne Sath Mein Khade Doosre Bande Se Puchha.

Verma: “Ji, Main Chawal Dalta Hoon”

Inspector: “Wrong Food, Arrest Him”

Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi, Is Se Pahle Inspector Kuch Puchta, Santa Ghabrate Hue Bola

Santa: “Ji, Ham To Murgiyon Ko 5-5 Rupaye De Dete Hai, Ki Jo Khana Hai Wo Le Aao“:D:D

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Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Aur Pankh Todkar Bola: “Udd Udd Udd Ja!”

Makkhi Nahi Uddi!

Santa Ne Fir 5 6 Baar Usko Udne Ko Bola, Par Wo Nahi Udi

Santa Ye Dekh Khush Hote Hue Sath Bethe Santa Ko Bola

“Dekha, Isse Prove Hua Ki Makkhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Bahri Ho Jati Hai“:D:D

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