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Ghar Ka Kaam Time Se Aur Achhe Tarike Se Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha To Santa Apni Biwi Ko Bola

Santa: “Kaam Ke Liye Koi Bai Hi Rakh Lete Hai?”

Preeto Gusse Se Boli: “Nahi Chahiye”

Santa: “Kyun?”

Preeto: “Tumhari Tharki Aadaton Ko Main Janti Hoon, Main Bhi To Bai Bankar Hi Aayi Thi Kameene“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Ka Beta Pappu School Jate Hue Ro Raha Tha.

Santa Bola: “Beta, Chup Ho Jao, Sher Ke Bacche Rote Nahi Hai”

Pappu Ekdam Se Bola: “Sher Ke Bacche School Bhi Nahi Jate“:D:D

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संता : ये हनी सिंह किथे मिल्लेगा
... कूटना है साले नु...
बंता : क्यू .... की होया....??
संता : उसदे गाने दे चक्कर विच मेरी
प्रीतो पागल हो गयी. है .
.बंता : मतबल .....??
संता : रोज सवेरो ओ इक बाल्टी पानी विच
आधा किलो नील पा के केंदी है...
“Aaj Blue Hai Paani Paani Paani ..:D:D

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Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha.

Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?”

Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya.

Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“:D:D

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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya, Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya

Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?”

Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek Baar De De Baba“:D:D

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