Jokes SMS [Santa Funny Sms]

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Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: “Yahaan Kutte Susu Karte Hain”

Santa Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha To Waha Susu Kar Diya.

Fir Muskura Kar Bola: “Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya“:D:D

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Santa Ki Ek Accedient Karne Ki Wajah Se Court Mein Pesh Kiya Jata Hai.

Judge Logo Ki Tarhaf Dekh Kar Bolta Hai.

Judge: “Order, Order”

Santa: “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink”

Judge: “Shut Up!”

Santa: “No No, ….. 7-Up“:D:D

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Ek Baar Santa Dharu Peekar Sadak Pe Ja Raha Hota Aur Achanak Se Ek Sadhu Se Takra Jata Hai

Sadhu Gusse Se: “Array Murkh, Main Tujhe Shraap Deta Hoon”

Santa: “Ruko-Ruko Baba, Main Glass Le Kar Aata Hoon, Fir Dena“:D:D

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Santa Apni Aankhein Check Karwane Eye Specialist Ke Paas Gaya.

Doctor Santa Ke Aankhein Check Karke Bola: “Tumhein To Chashma Lagega.”

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Chashma Laga Ke Main Padh To Sakunga Na?”

Doctor: “Haan-Haan Bilkul.”

Santa: “Theek Hai Doctor Saab, Aapne To Ek Anpad Aadmi Ki Zindagi Bana Di.”:D:D

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Santa Ne Bus Mein Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki: “Tumhare Ghar Mein Maan-Behen Nahi Hai Kya?”

Santa Bholepan Se: “Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hoon.“:D:D

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