Jokes SMS [Santa Funny Sms]

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रिक्शेवाला - बस स्टॉप के 20 रूपए |

संता - सामान के क्या लोगे ?

रिक्शेवाला - सामान फ्री ले चलूँगा |

संता - ठीक है | सामान ले चल मै पैदल आता हु|:D:D

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Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun”

Banta: “Kaisa Majak?”

Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon?

To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?”

Maine Kaha “Nahi”

To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi”

Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?”

Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na“:D:D

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डॉक्टर- बच्चे को पानी पिलाने से पहले उसे उबाल लें!
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संता- डॉक्टर साहब, उबालने से बच्चा मर तो नहीं जायेगा!:D:D

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Santa Sharaab Pee Kar Pappu Ko Poem Padha Raha Tha.

Santa: “Beta Bol, Machhli Jal Ki Rani Hai.”

Pappu: “Machhli Jal Ki Rani Hai.”

Santa: “Raat Ko Daaru Ke Saath Khani Hai.“:D:D

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Santa Ke Ghar Mehmaan Aaye Hue The, Par Sone Ke Liye Ek Khaat Kam Pad Gayi Thi

Usne Socha Ki Chalo Padosi Ke Yahan Se Le Aata Hun Rat Ke Liye, Darwaja Khatkaya Padosi Aya To Santa Bola.

Santa: “Mujhe Aaj Raat Ke Liye Ek Khaat Chahiye”

Padosi Sharminda Sa Hote Hue Bola: “Mafi Chahunga Sardar Ji, Par Hamare Paas Do Hi Khaat Hai, Ek Pe Saas Aur Bahu Soti Hai Aur Dusre Pe Main Aur Papa”

Santa Ye Sun Kar Bola: “Khaat Gayi Bhaad Mein, Salo Pahle Tum Sona To Seekh Lo“:D:D

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