Jokes SMS [Santa Funny Sms]

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Santa Aur Uski Biwi Train Se Kahin Ja Rahe The.

Train Ek Badi Tunnel Se Gujrne Ke Baad Santa Bade Pyaar Se Biwi Se Bola

“Sunn Preeto, Surang Itni Lambi Thi, Agar Pahle Pata Hota To Fayda Utha Ke Ek Lips Pe Kiss Hi Kar Leta”

Preeto Ghabra Kar: “Haye Rabba! To Woh Marjana Fir Kaun Tha?“:D:D

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Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The, Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya Aur Vo Santa Se Bola

Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”

Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”

Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Chutiya, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha Sakte The”:D:D

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Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya

Doctor: “Arrey Waah, Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnent Ho”

Santa Rote Hue: “Hey Bhagwan! Main Logo Ko Kya Munh Dikhaunga? Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hu.“:D:D

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Ek Gadhe Ne Santa Ko Laat Mar Di, Aur Baag Gaya.

Santa Ko Bada Gussa Aya Vo Bhi Uske Piche Piche Baagne Laga.

Bhagte Bhagte Usko Raste Mein Ek Zebra Mila.

Santa Ne Usko Zor Se Ek Laat Mari Aur Bola.

Santa: “Sale Night Dress Pahan Ke Mujhe Ullu Banata Hai, Bevkoof Samjha Tha Kya“:D:D

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जगजीत सिंह गा रहे थे -
ये दौलत भी ले लो,
ये शौहरत भी ले लो

संता उठा - मैं तो बहुत परेशान हूँ,
मेरी तो औरत भी ले लो|:D:D

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